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6 Survival Tips You Don’t Know

6 Survival Tips You Don’t Know


– How you gonna survive D’s Nuts? – Let’s talk about that. (funky electronic music) (fire crackles) – Good Mythical Morning. – Get our wild Post Apawcalypse shirts. It’s part of our Mythical
storywear collection at Mythical.store. – Now you probably already
know that my survival instinct is one of my most well
developed instincts, right after my basic instinct instinct which is my instinctive ability to know if Basic Instinct is on
TV at any given time. – Oh. – But today Link, I’m gonna
test your survival instincts and I’m gonna also enlist
some Mythical team members to come up with some crazy
fake answers as we go. It’s time for D’s Nutz:
Crazy Survival Tips. Okay Link, just like our
typical multiple choice game, I’m gonna read you a
question with some answers. As you know, our D options
are typically just jokes. – Some better than others.
– Yes. For today, the D option,
I’m gonna actually turn to our Mythical team
members for a little help. – Oh there they are.
– Hey. – Yes, we’ve got Christine,
Jordan and Emily. So they’re gonna be
giving us the D answers. – Because D is gonna be nuts. – It’s always gonna be nuts!
– Okay. – Every time.
– Yeah. – It’s gonna be nuts so
what we’re gonna do is I’m gonna give you those
answers and then I’m going to give them the opportunity to buzz in and get their D answer. As many as they want, I mean one apiece, but as many of the people
can go if they want and then I’m going to pick
the one that’s my favorite. You can help me with that if you want to. – Sure.
– And then at the end, if you get three of these questions right, you’re going to get to
share a very special prize with a person who got the D the most. – All right, I’m ready.
– All right. Here’s the first question. Ain’t no party like a
solo sailboat party out in the deepest part of the ocean that you didn’t tell
anyone you were throwing. – Bad idea.
– But if you boat capsizes and you’re treading water
alone, what item can you use from your person, that’s yourself, to increase your chances of survival? – Okay.
– Can you A, turn your pants into a makeshift
life perver, preserver? – Perverter?
– Perverter. Preserver! B, turn your shoe laces into
a makeshift fishing line. C, turn your socks into
a makeshift water filter, or D.
(electronic chime) Christine.
– Turn down for what? – Oh! (chuckles) Yeah. Emily. – You’re gonna take out your human hair and make a small human
out of your human hair and then you have a friend
and you’ll never die alone. – Ooh, nice.
(electronic chime) Jordan? – You can turn your
fedora into a signifier to show all these seagulls that you’re the annoying guy at brunch. (Rhett laughs) – The old fedora signifier. I like a hair doll–
– Hey seagulls! I got some hot Star Wars takes. Is what the fedora is saying. – As much as I like the
signifier, you know what, I think I gotta go with
Christine, turn down for what? I mean you know, that was
consistent with the theme. – I like being friends
with a hair doll, so, if you can make those for me.
– Okay. – What is your answer? – Sock as a water filter? – Mm-hmm.
– That’s my guess. – Well Link, you’re wrong.
– Oh. – It’s A, your pants, you
simply tie the ankles together in a air-tight knot–
– And then (blows air). – Then hold the waist
open and fly it around to collect air, hold the waist under water and pop the ankles over your neck. Voila, life vest. And the other great thing about
this is whoever rescues you will get to see your junk. – Well I’m wearing underwear. – Next question, unfortunately
not every deserted island has a Ralphs or even a CVS. If you find yourself hungry for protein and you need to fish
but you don’t have bait, what can you use to lure your next meal? – Okay.
– A, hair. B, spit, C, a scab, or D.
(electronic chime) Jordan.
– Your dad’s Netflix password. – Oh.
– Because the fish have really been hearing some good
things about Russian Doll. (Rhett laughs) They just haven’t been
able to make time to see it so you’re like hey, you can
use my dad’s Netflix password and then you know, hey
can be all caught up for their Tinder dates when you have to talk
about that kinda thing. (electronic chime)
– Christine. – A really good picture of
yourself from a few years ago and like a flirty caption
’cause nothing lures a meal like looking like a snack so. – Ooh.
– Lookin’ like a snack. – Nice, okay, you know what.
– Fish like snacks. – I have heard good things
about that Russian Doll so I think I’m gonna
have to go with Jordan. – [Link] Uh, but I would like a snack. – What’s the real answer, Link? Any of these seem, spit or scab, mm, could both work. I think a scab is a tasty fish snack. – Okay, you’re wrong. The answer is B, spit. The fish will think the
spit is food and swarm to it and incidentally this is
also how my wife and I met. (laughing) – That’s not the way he met his wife. – Okay we all know the
robot apocalypse is nigh. At this point it’s all about preparation. According to Dr. Robert Richardson of Leeds University, what’s
the best way to stave off an invading robot army? Is it A, paint your
shelter with straight lines and different configurations to confuse their visual sensors, B, build a short rock
wall around your shelter with a moat behind it to short
circuit their electronics, C, light numerous fires on the outskirts of your shelter to distract
their heat sensors, or D, Jordan. – I think you eat a little
bit of metal every day until you develop a taste for robot flesh. – Mm.
– Oh turn the tables. – Yes, Christine. – I think you would build
alliances with the robots and invest money into robot communities and just build a long-lasting friendship with the robots and also flame-throwers. – Ooh, nice. – Also flame throwers.
– Christine 2020. (chuckling)
– Okay you know, I like to eat and sometimes
I like to eat metal. So Jordan you get the D. – Thank you, Daddy.
(laughing) – Link, what’s your answer? – You know what, I
think that the rock wall and the moat is a killer
combination for robots. B.
– You know what, you’re going to die
because the answer is A, you paint your shelter
with lines, they’re visual. – It’s all hypothetical. – Their visual sensors
will likely struggle with complex patterns and if it turns out the robot apocalypse isn’t real, you can just say it’s a Banksy. (chuckles)
– Boom. – All right the best way to stay alive when you’re stranded in the wilderness is to always be prepared with
handy multi-functional tools. Which of the following
personal items can help provide drinking water, fire, and a weapon in an emergency, all
three of these things? A–
– Water, fire and weapon. – A condom. B, reading glasses. C, sleeping bag liners. Or D.
(electronic chime) Jordan.
– An Inspector Gadget. Remember that show–
(laughing) From the late 80s?
– Just add one of those. – Come on, 80s kids get me, right? ♪ Duh duh duh duh Inspector ♪ ♪ DuckTales ♪
– Big fan of Penny. – DuckTales.
– I’m just, I’m relying on nostalgia.
– Oh okay good, good, yeah. – For approval.
– Emily? – I’m gonna say Timothee Chalamet. He’s really versatile.
(laughing) – He is, yeah he’s good in everything. He’s good in everything.
– I like that, okay Emily– – Very sharp.
– You get the D. You get the D. Link, what’s the answer? – I’m gonna go with Timothee Chalamet. – Ooh, that’s not, well it
is an option, but it’s– – B, reading glasses. There’s glass involved and I
know that can start a fire. – The answer is A, condom. (laughs) – What?
– A condom can be used to store water, it’s also highly flammable and can be used as kindling
and is super stretchy and can be used to fashion a slingshot. It can also be used
during sex with a mirage. (laughs) – What if you bought the
condoms like 10 years ago and you haven’t used ’em
yet, could you still like, you know, maybe use ’em for this? – Yeah, I’m sure, yeah.
– Cool. Yeah that’s what I meant to do then. (laughing) – Okay Link, you’re horrible at this game. – Can you give him a pity point and me actually. – You’re going for the queen
negative sweep at this point. Always pack a lunch–
– Survivin’ ain’t easy. – If you’re venturing out
into the wilderness alone. But if you do find yourself
stuck in the middle of nowhere with no food, you can use the universal edibility test to decide if a plant you come across
will nourish you or kill you. How do you test if something is edible? You A, spit on it, then smell it. B, rinse it in water, then
hold it up to the sun. C, smell it, then rub it on your arm, or D.
(electronic chime) Emily. – You eat it and then you
wait and you see if you die. (laughing) – Jordan.
– You squish it between your butt cheeks
and say, I’m a good boy. (laughing) (electronic chime) – Christine.
– You wrap it up and you smoke it but that
may make you more hungry. – Ooh ho ho ho ho. – Whoa, dude.
– Whoa! (Jordan coughs) – I like Emily’s
technique, she gets the D. – But I think the correct answer is C, you smell it and then rub it on your arm but you may lose an arm.
– Ding ding ding. – Yes!
– Link, you’re right. You got one right, yes, you check it for strong unpleasant odors and then you rub it on your
skin and wait a few minutes to make sure it doesn’t burn,
itch, or give you a rash. So basically like dating in college. (crew member laughs) (team laughing) – Darren. – Yeah!
– Okay. Last one. Our bodies are 60% water and we need to constantly replenish it or we’ll die. – Sure, always stay hydrated. – But if you’re out in the wilderness without a source of water
and it’s not raining, you can harvest some water
with what two objects? A, a spiderweb and a spoon. B, a handful of moss and a brick. C, a plastic bag and a rock, or D. (electronic chime)
Jordan. – A penis and decent aim. (laughing) (cackles) – That’s good.
– Bear Grylls did that, yeah. – Yes, mm-hmm.
(electronic chime) Christine. – A Postmates delivery and a smile. – Oh ho ho ho, yes. (electronic chime)
Emily. – A dirty half-full
Nalgene bottle you found in the lost and found and your own tears. – Aw. – You know what, I
think you probably would have cell service out there these days so I’m gonna give the D to Christine. – Woo woo!
– Postmates. – Link, what is your answer? – I think the correct answer is a… (sputters) A handful
of moss and a brick, B. – No.
– I don’t know why– – It’s plastic bag and a rock. – A rock?
– So you drop the rock in the bag, you create a reservoir, then tie the bag tightly around a branch with leaves on it and
water will evaporate out of the leaves and condense
at the bottom of the bag. Now if you tie them around
a tree in Guy Fieri’s yard, you get Mountain Dew, so
just be very aware of that. Okay, Link, you only got one right and our panelists each got two Ds! – Ooh, good work guys.
– Which means, guys, the three of you get to
share D’s Nut Butter. Oh D’s Nutz Butter. (chuckles) Link, you don’t get any of it,
as much as you would like it ’cause you only got one right. – All right, good work
Mythical team though. All of your answers were always wrong. – (chuckles) Yes they were. Thanks for liking,
commenting and subscribing. – You know what time it is. – I’m Pedro and I’m at
the Amazon Basin in Brazil and it’s time to spin
the Wheel of Mythicality. – Amazon Basin.
– Careful. Click the top link to watch
us match the team member to their desert island survival
items in Good Mythical More. – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality’s gonna land. – [Rhett] We insist that you grab some of these Mythical bands for your wrists. Collect all five now at Mythical.store and tell us how much you
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100 thoughts on “6 Survival Tips You Don’t Know”

  1. I like this D format. Continue it please. Also, Jordan is welcome to come over and punch a few billies, but I please ask you do be Randy.
    Kind regards, Big Matt

  2. I like that GMM has become like a kids movie, it’s entertaining to pretty much every age group, and has some jokes sprinkled in for the adults that most kids won’t even notice. Just like Disney or Pixar. Gotta love it!

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  4. Link said they where all wrong but eating something and seeing if you die IS an effective way of figuring out if it’ll kill you

  5. I remember a couple seasons ago when they were looking at pictures when they were young and one was of them in a tunnel or something, and on the wall was written, "These Nutz" (I can't remember exactly what it said, but it was similar to that. And they were all warning the audience to hide their childrens eyes for the next picture and stuff. They have changed!

  6. Rhett giving Oprah vibes
    She gets the D!
    Jordan, you get the D.
    I’ll give the D to Christine !!”

    Damn big boi 🔥

  7. I kinda wish they'd just do away with the D option. Or at least make them more believable instead of so obviously intended to be jokes.

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