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Alien Shooting – RENO 911!

Alien Shooting – RENO 911!

[indistinct radio chatter] – Sheriff’s department!
– Sheriff’s department! Frisbee! (Garcia)
‘Chandler, Ross, Joey’ ‘Oliver, Greg,
get in the house!’ ‘Get in the house!’ (Garcia)
‘How are we doin’ today?
How are we doin’?’ We got a call down there
at the department uh, some, uh, aircraft takin’ off from, uh,
Reno airport’s been receivin’ some, uh, fire,
some, uh, bullet rounds. (Frisbee)
‘What airline was it?’ (Garcia)
Uh… Doesn’t really matter, Frisbee,
honestly… I don’t shoot at airlines.
Alien aircraft. (Garcia)
‘You only shoot at
alien aircraft?’ What I think is alien aircraft,
ET stuff. (Garcia)
Uh-huh, how would you
distinguish that from regular aircraft? It’s got aliens in it. What if you start [beep]
spirits, uh, aircraft? What if they were just, you
know, doin’, a little, uh drive by and you start, uh,
takin’ shots at ’em ‘and suddenly, holy [beep]’ we just took a first shot
at an alien spacecraft? That’s a good question.
What’s your name? – ‘Travis, Travis Jr.’
– Travis. Travis, that’s a good question. Thank you. – I like your look.
– I like your, uh, lifestyle. (Frisbee)
‘Thanks a lot.’ Got a nice house, got a good,
good wife, second cousin. – ‘How you doin’, ma’am?’
– Hi, I’m good, thanks. If we were to look,
say, for example ‘in that bunker
that you covered with tarp’ ‘right before we came over…’ I ain’t been in there
for so long I have not,
I haven’t been over there– You never make it
to this corner of the yard. – That’s not even ours.
– This is not yours? – Oh… Honey, is that ours?
– Shut up! – I’m sorry.
– ‘Oh.’ – Oh, ho ho ho ho!
– Oh, my lord! [police laughing] (Garcia)
‘Wow! Oh, Frisbee!’ (Frisbee)
‘Yeah, I got this
at a yard sale.’ What? [beep].
I never find [beep]. (Jones)
‘You got a bargain too.’ You’re just shootin’
at these cans right there? ‘That and the oranges.’ – Alright, so just cock her up.
– ‘Just hug up to it.’ Alright, put the hand
underneath. Here we go. – Whoo-hoo!
– Feed and bleed! – Alright, here we go.
– Let it feed and bleed! [gunshots] – ‘Oh!’
– ‘That’s it!’ [explosion] That was pretty [beep] cool. – Can I do it next?
– Sure, go ahead.

100 thoughts on “Alien Shooting – RENO 911!”

  1. 0:26 lololoolloooolp oh shit, the straight faces. Professional jestors at work here.

    This charactor was worn with such professionalism. Look at this Earthling.

  2. I live in Reno. Use to watch this all the time when it was on. It was funny at the time. Reno has turned into a sewer the last few years…just not as funny anymore.

  3. These are training videos for some police depts…lol

    Car blows up………

    Wait for it…..

    Wait for it….

    Wait for it…..

    Vehicle flips

  4. Reno 911 was pure entertainment. Watching it seemed like they weren’t event trying they were just all clicking together. You watch some shows like Brooklyn 99 and it just seems forced.

  5. WTF was this in my recommendations. This show is so offensive on so many levels. I can see why Comedy Central cancelled this garbage.

  6. "Chandler, Ross, Joey……"

    Just noticed that those are the characters on Friends. Frisbee must be a fan of the show 😂

  7. Did you notice that M1919 machine gun?
    1:41 First bullets are empty.
    1:52 bullets are full gray. It means they are blank bullets.

    I like The Reno Sherriff’s Department for this. =)

  8. Reno 911 was a good one off, if not, one time Show, never to be repeated. Otherwise it loses all its traction, rather quickly. Deservedly so. Reno 911 was at best similar to ‘one time use, disposable products’. Watch it only that first time, each episode or suffer a less than half hour duration of unnecessary pain and punishment of unfunny repeats.

  9. I miss this show and a lot of other shows that aren't on anymore. TV sucks anymore because your not allowed to be funny anymore, you might hurt someone's feelings.

  10. This is why I shouldnt be a police officer.. I would NEVER be able to find a belt fed machine gun mounted on sand bags and not shoot it.

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