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Captain America’s Life After Endgame

Captain America’s Life After Endgame

(old-time music) Oh, would you look at that, the Yankees are playing the
Dodgers in the World Series. (paper rustling)
You gonna tell me who wins? Oh, (laughing) Peg,
you know I can’t do that. Come on, you can’t even give me a hint? Seriously, honey,
we’ve talked about this. My mission was to return
all the infinity stones to the exact time and
places that we got them in order to preserve the timeline. If I were to tell you
anything about the future, no matter how insignificant it might seem, it would change the way history unfolds, creating a whole new
timeline and, believe me, I already have enough weighing
on my conscience as it is. Besides, I’ve lived through the future. I know this world will do
just fine without my help. I know, you can’t
blame a girl for trying. (paper rustling) Oh, JFK is going to
Dallas over the weekend. (water spraying) (coughing) Well, I’m sure that will
be a very uneventful weekend. (sniffs) (slurping water) (drums) (old time music) Oh, bollocks, we’re going to war again. Well, at least Vietnam is a small country, I’m sure we’ll be out of there
in no time, right, Steve? Uhhhh, (talking with food in mouth) (crowd cheering) Come on, you can’t tell me anything that happens at the Munich Olympics? No, no I don’t think I will. (popcorn crunching) (old-time music) Oh my God, oh, my niece
Amanda just had a baby. Uncle Steve, meet your new
grandniece, Sharon Carter. Oh, look at her, she’s so cute. Couldn’t you just kiss her. Nope, uh uh, never, not
even a little bit, yuck. (old time music) Everything all right, hun? Steve, I can’t shake the feeling that something is going on within SHIELD. It’s like some nefarious group is hiding right under our noses
and pulling the strings for God knows what purpose. It almost feels like I’m back in the war and HYDRA is lurking about again. What, that’s so crazy. (guffawing) You wouldn’t happen to know anything about this, would you, Steve? You know what I need, more salad. Because not only would that
forever tarnish my legacy and ruin my life’s work, but
it could also put millions of innocent people’s lives at stake. Steak, that’s what the
salad needs, more steak. Steve, Steve Rogers, you look at me. Tell me I’m wrong. Mmm, (talks with food in mouth) Thank God, that’s a relief. (old-time music) Yes, yes, thank you. Steve, I have the most horrible news. Howard and Maria Stark were
just killed in a car crash. Oh, no, that is terrible news that I’m now just learning
for the first time. Just can’t believe they’re gone. Damn it, Buck. What was that? Uh, I mean, uh, damn Buick. It’s so unreliable, (sighs) saved it. (old time music) Now that my retirement is finalized, I think it’s time for us to invest our little
nest egg in the market. I’ve narrowed it down to these
two new internet companies, Amazon or WebVan. Which do you think Steve? Whichever you feel, dear. Well, it is our entire life savings. I’d hate to make the wrong choice. Follow your gut, hun. You’re right, my instincts
usually serve me well. Webvan it is. (grunting) (soft piano music) Steve, my love, I feel like we
haven’t taken a trip in ages. What do you say we go up to New York next week and tour the town? Sounds good, honey. When do you wanna go? Well, I was thinking mid-week. Say the 11th of September? (paper rustling) Uhhhh… Oh, you know what, I’ve
got that doctor’s appointment I’ve been putting off for months. I better go to that. Oh, thank God. (paper rustling) Though I can’t really
see why it’s necessary. Nobody in my family has
ever had Alzheimer’s. Ooooh. Everything all right, dear? Hey, everybody, Odom
from The Warp Zone here. Thank you so much for watching. If you wanna check out another cool video, hit the box down here. If you wanna join our
community of patrons, hit the box up here. All right, and I am out of here. (upbeat music) I’m still here aren’t I? Really thought that was gonna work. Ok-

100 thoughts on “Captain America’s Life After Endgame”

  1. It just occured to me that Steve rogers cant stand by knowing people are gonna suffer and die. Might be a huge plothole in the MCU.

  2. For anyone who didn't get it:

    1963 – JFK's Assassination in Dallas

    1965 – US increases its military forces over to Vietnam, believing that the Vietnamese are losing. The official Vietnam war officially ended in 1975.

    1972 – Munich Olympics Massacre

    1985 – Steve originally kisses his would-be grandniece in Captain America: Civil War, which dated 2016 in the timeline.

    1989 – Despite the Red Skull's defeat during their battle in 1945, his legacy lived on with the rise of Arnim Zola and, because of this, HYDRA has a lot of double agents within SHIELD

    1991 – Specifically December 16, 1991; is the date of death of both Howard and Maria Stark a̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶h̶a̶n̶d̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶J̶a̶m̶e̶s̶ ̶B̶u̶c̶h̶a̶n̶a̶n̶ ̶"̶B̶u̶c̶k̶y̶"̶ ̶B̶a̶r̶n̶e̶s̶ ̶a̶k̶a̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶W̶i̶n̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶S̶o̶l̶d̶i̶e̶r̶ because of a reported car crash

    1997 – Basically WebVan flopped and Amazon rose, with the executives from WebVan moving Amazon completely in 2001


    – September 11, 2001 / 9/11

    – Peggy was eventually diagnosed with Alzheimer's so she was unable to recognize Steve during their final meetup in 2016

  3. this makes a lot of sense than that stupid ending with Cap staying behind… the slightest decision he makes changes the timeline

  4. "You know Steve, the craziest thing happened today. Some foolish young man with silly glasses came by the house. Said he was looking for investors for this company macro-soft or something. Anyway, I told him we are not interested."

  5. Sam: so are you gonna tell me about her?

    Steve remembering the last time he saw her before leaving for her trip on September 11th 2001……

    Steve: No, I don’t think I will 🙂

  6. This video is literally just one giant plot hole and proves why Cap doing that was just about the dumbest choice a person could make

  7. dont worry about the amazon investment steve flog that shield made of the rarest metal on earth
    hell you could even flog it on amazon
    the irony

  8. 2017

    Peggy: “hey Steve lets go to Texas for a vacation

    Steve: “okay when do you think we should go?”

    Peggy: “somewhere in April? 25? Perhaps?

    Steve: “…”

  9. That is a very valid point. And if the character of Steve Rogers is correct, he wouldn't stand by and let innocents get hurt. He would have changed history at the first instance.

    Shouldn't he get fat from "eating his foot?" He is depicted as aging.

    Very funny videos guys, keep it up!

  10. When you're caught in a web of lies do you

    A: Tell the truth

    B: continue lying

    C: leave the room

    D: Stuff your face with food.

    The answer is D. Stuff your face with food

  11. No one else thinks about her husband? I mean if they didn't want to F with the timeline what about the guy she married and her kids and grandkids that will now never exist thanks to Steve Rogers.

  12. Steve getting married to Rouge being it's own problem but Captain America setting by and letting such horrible things to happen makes him a really bad person and justifies what Thanos does since he doesn't even make an effort to save lives or curve the over use of unreplaceable materials.

  13. Missing a crucial point that Cap didnt know anything, and I dont think he had the time to study history. He was trapped in an iceberg for 70 years.

  14. This only gets more hilarious when you take into account the fact that they only needed to return to infinity stones to their proper time to keep their timelines from collapsing, not to avoid creating new time lines as they screwed that pooch with Loki an the Pimp particles. Steve was free to mass around all he wanted in the timeline with Peggy because it was established it was separate from the main timeline meaning he could change whatever he wanted. Really paints him in a bad light doesn;t it.

  15. Okay but what about the fact that Steve and PEggie being together would change what Peggie does to some extent? Mighta died at 9/11

  16. Peggy: "C'mon Steve! Tell me at least one thing!"

    Steve: "Sorry Peggy, but I simply can't do it."

    Peggy: "I'll do that one sexual favor you love every day for the next year."

    Steve: "On second thought…"

  17. Your going to new york on September 11 2001
    Peggy: why is that plane going directly in the twin towers?
    Me: you have been diagnosed with deja Vu

  18. Peggy “man this OJ player is one hell of a footballer, right Steve”

    Steve “…sure is honey”

    Peggy “I just know we’re gonna remember him for ages”

    Steve “sure will *shoves a sandwich in his mouth*”

  19. But if she knows about the fact that he’s from the future, doesn’t she know something about the future, creating a branch timeline?

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