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Crazy New World | Ep. 1 | Minecraft FunCraft


That is the most grotesque thing I’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Next to the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen in Minecraft! [Intro music] Hey guys, what’s up? LDShadowLady here, and welcome to a brand new Minecraft series on my channel – FunCraft! So as you can see behind me here, we already have a bunch of cool players. Some familiar faces you might recognise. We’ve got Joey, Kyle, SeaPeeKay, Yammy, Joel, Scott, me, and of course Oli. And we will be adding more players very soon. But for now, I am one of the first people in this brand new world! So we are using a modpack that I put together called FunCraft. It has a load of awesome mods in it, but also some mods that I have made with the help of my friend Paul. So this should be pretty interesting! Before we do anything, let’s press the daylight button, get me some daylight up in here! And then let’s pick a random direction to explore. I have a feeling that every new player that comes from spawn is going to head in this direction because of the chicken over here. This is actually a chicken dungeon from one of my mods, which is why I will not be venturing down there today, I happen to know that it is very dangerous! Despite the fact that it sounds like chickens, they are dangerous, OK? Just trust me on this one. So I’m going to avoid the chicken dungeon and just go right past it. What do we have here? We’ve got the mystical goat and some kind of deer creature. One day I want to tame a mystical goat and ride it around. How adorable would that be? Although I’m not sure I can fit, I might be a bit too big to ride a goat. But that won’t stop me trying. OK, so my main mission for today is to find a nice biome to build in. Oh my gosh, it’s an adorable little Boo! Next to some kind of horrific spider thing! Ugh, it’s got googly eyes! That is the most grotesque thing I’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Next to the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen in Minecraft! That is so gross, I don’t want to touch it. Oh my gosh! It moved towards me! No thank you. Let’s get out of here! I would like to take you with me. I’ll be back, I’ll be back for you Boo! I probably should have marked spawn on my mini map, I have literally no idea where I am going now. Oh well, I’ll just be teleported back there when I eventually die. Ooh, different coloured chickens, hello! What do they drop? Why does this one have funky eyes? Are you OK? I’m sorry, you are a sacrifice for knowledge. OK, it just dropped chicken. That’s a shame. I feel bad now. But, now I can become the chicken, and I have the googly eyes! Life as a chicken is great, look at me just speeding through the grass! Wait, I only have two hearts now? What’s that? Oh my gosh, is it going to eat me because I’m a chicken! Nope, I’m fine. It’s fine. Apparently it doesn’t want to eat me. What is it? A sprout? What does it do? What are you? What can you give me? I kind of want to become a sprout now, but I feel bad killing it. Yeah, it just looked right into my soul with those adorable eyes and now I don’t want to kill it. So let’s get out of here before I change my mind! So health regeneration is off, which means I need to find some food otherwise I’m actually going to die. I’m starting to get real hungry now, I might have to kill some of chicken brethren in order to survive. I’ve had to resort to cannibalism! Don’t worry Barry, I turn you into some nice chicken dippers. I know that’s what you would have wanted. Right, OK. What’s this a four-leaf clover? What can I do with that? I got some Lapis! Sweet! Not really helpful right now. But good to know that four-leaf clovers exist in this world, and they do have magical properties. Are there any more? I’m like the perfect height to be able to find them. Wait, what did I just pick up? Wrapped Candy? Thank goodness, finally my prayers have been answered. I’ll just eat this. Ah. It gave me speed. What was that?! Why is there thunder but no rain? Oh my gosh, it’s starting to get really dark! OK I think we’ve got to get underground. Is this underground? Let’s get this tree, right let’s go. O-oh, See? Scott went into one of the Chicken Dungeons and bad things happened to him. That’s why we should make friends with chickens instead of trying to fight them. They are stronger than they look. Oh. It’s daytime! Well, I’d still like to go underground. This is probably not the best underground place to be. Ah. I’m now trapped. I think I’m just going to die. No! That was dumb. I forgot that chickens aren’t particularly good at flying. Dang it. Maybe being a chicken wasn’t the smartest idea I’ve ever had. Oh no, now I’ve only got two hearts, are you serious? Well I’m probably not going to survive, but at least we can try get some tools. So let’s get my first ever crafting table of the series. Make my first ever pickaxe. It’s a basic wooden pickaxe, unfortunately. And then let’s immediately upgrade to stone – ta da! OK, look at us, we’re moving forward, we’re progressing faster than most human civilizations! And I love this mod that chops the whole tree down, it’s fantastic! My life is so much better now. And I’m going to replant these trees because the environment is important. There. Soctt actually killed a rainbow chicken – what? OK, so now that I have my stone tools, it’s time for the next most important upgrade which is upgrading my crafting table. So as you can see, this mod pack has a lot of cute variations for the crafting tables. Some of them are easier to get than others. For instance, we’re probably not going to be able to get this one today. Or this one. But, maybe one of them is obtainable. Maybe just one of the coloured ones. That would be cool. I’m going to try make a pink one for today. So let’s look for some pink flowers. Oh no, it’s another creepy spider. Why is it attacking me? It’s the middle of the day?! Guys! What is going on? Why am I being attacked? I’m so confused, what’s happening? Why are they even out here in the day time? Get a watch man! You aren’t supposed to come out until night time. Look at you, you’re just burning alive! Oh well, at least now we have a bow. It’s about to break. But at least we have a bow! And, I actually got some bones. Which means I can make some pink dye. So now we can make our lovely pink crafting table. Cute! What an upgrade! See you later old crafting table, I’m taking my nice new one. Ah! Oh my god, you scared me. It’s just a squid man, calm down! This is perfect! I found a ravine, and a nice open plains biome which I might actually choose to build in. I love building in plains because you don’t have to move all the trees out of the way. Why is that pumpkin floating? Oh no. Oh no. Yup, that’s not a pumpkin. Oh no, let’s just move away at a slow but steady pace. Please leave me alone, just eat the sprout instead! Why is it still following me? Oh my gosh, I’m going to have to kill it. It won’t stop following me. Oh no! I hit the sprout! Oh my gosh, it hits so hard. I don’t think I can kill this thing with a stone sword! Ha! It’s stuck! I really don’t want to die! Stupid pumpkin ghast is stuck on the farm. Oh thank goodness. And all I got was a freaking pumpkin! But now I can become a pumpkin ghast, and probably terrify some people! OK I really need some food. Stop looking at me like that. Woah, there are so many chicken dungeons around here. There’s a rainbow one and another robot one. But I can’t go down there on one heart. I have an idea. Let’s make some torches and head in to this cave, where I might just live out the rest of my days hiding from the terrifying things that populate this world. First I’m going to grab this. So some of the ores actually do random things when you mine them. And I’m terrified of that happening, because I have one heart. So if it explodes or something I will die. Oh thank goodness, it was all real coal! I got really lucky. Oh no! I got unlucky because this isn’t actually a cave! Right, I’m making a nice little home for myself in this cave so I can cook all of my food. But I still only have one heart. So I guess let’s just gather some more resources, please don’t kill me. Oh my gosh! Yeah that’s going to kill me! Oh no, I’ve ruined my beautiful new home by spawning a John Cena! Maybe I can get him to fall down the hole? Ahh! He is going to kill me! Come on, down the hole – dang it! OK, we’re just going to have to abandon this area and close it off so nobody can ever venture out there again. And we should be safe from John Cena. Oh my gosh, he’s actually still following me, I can hear him. He’s coming for me! I thought he was breaking through! Maybe I can kill him from here? I wonder if I would get his stuff if I kill him? That would be amazing. But it’s going to take forever to kill him, look at his hearts! OK, we’re almost there! He’s almost dead, I wonder what we get. It better be something good! What? Nothing at all. I’m so unlucky and now I’m scared to even mine this because I feel like another John Cena is going to pop out, but I need the coal! Oh my gosh, this is so risky. AHHH! No! I’m out of blocks, I don’t have any blocks! Oh my gosh, stay away from me! OK you know what, you can just live here from now on! That’s fine, I’m moving cave! I never really liked this place anyway. Oh dear, what are those? Mechanical Octopuses. Why is this happening to me, why are there so many? Are they going to kill me? They don’t look particularly friendly, look at all those hearts. Oh my gosh! What just happened? Oh my gosh, it just spawned loads! What the heck? NO! I don’t know what it is throwing at me, woah! I am definitely going to die! I’m never going near them ever again! I think what we need to do is get some armor. So, this ravine is looking like a really good idea round about now. So let’s jump down! I missed the water. So all we need is some iron, hopefully nothing bad pops out! Oh my gosh, I’ve never been so scared mining iron ore before! Let’s get this smelting. What the heck? AHHH! There’s an octopus up there! It found me! Why is it so strong and powerful and shooting baby octopuses at me? This biome is tainted. It’s not safe. Maybe if I had armor I could defend myself from this mechanical octopus. Oh my gosh, the octopus is down here now!? I can’t get to my furnace anymore! Wait. I have a plan, it might sound crazy but I really want to get that furnace back. Yes! I’m actually going to be extra cheeky and I’m actually going to use the furnace from here. This is probably going to be how I die. Good. Wait, what just happened to me? Oh my gosh! No, what? No! What’s happening?! The iron ore, it was corrupted – dang it! Oh I’ve lost a bunch of hearts. OK, I can’t pick that up again or I will die. OK, so that iron ore is the bad iron ore – do not pick this one up. Let’s just put it down a hole! This one is OK. Right? No it’s not this is the wrong one! No, noooo! Oh, I’m so sad. OK, let’s see if I can get back down there without dying. Where is the mechanical octopus? Oh, he’s still there don’t worry! How am I going to get to my stuff? Ahh! Oh my gosh, octopuses flying out of a ravine is not something I thought I would see today, but here we are. Looks like he can only do that attack every now and then. So if I go down now I should be fine, for like 5 seconds. C’mon shoot me with your baby – Oh my gosh! I didn’t think that would happen. I’m just gonna swim up slowly. Very, very slowly! OK, that didn’t go exactly how I was hoping. We need to find a new way down the ravine. Because daddy octopus is guarding that way. Nice and safe, don’t want to lose any extra hearts. Make sure to avoid the octopus. Oh! Oh my gosh, the dog just fell right in front of me. That was terrifying. Wait, that’s not a dog! It’s Oli! Did he follow me here? Why is he going so close to the octopus and why is not attacking him? I’m getting out of here, I’m not messing with that. Oh my gosh, he’s trying to kill it! It just spawned the babies! I’m getting out of here! Bye! Oli just died! Oh my gosh! I feel so bad! That was totally my fault, I blocked his way on purpose. I murdered Oli. I told him not to mess with the mechanical octopus. Look what he did, now he’s just dead. In a grave, and I guess that is his soul trapped on this earth because he wasn’t good enough to go to heaven. Which makes a lot of sense honestly. Right, well let’s just get out of here. It was nice knowing you Oli. OK, let’s stay away from caves and mechanical octopuses for now. Wait, I’ve got just enough iron ingots now for an iron sword. I’m going to be able to defend myself slightly better from now on. Oh my goodness, are these octopuses everywhere? I’m going to have to go for some leather armor. Oh look Oli’s over there. I’m going to disguise as a creepy spider! Oh Oli, I’m coming for you! I’m just going to watch him. Oh, he’s just walked off. How is he so oblivious? Here I am – haha! [weird spider noises] Ow! It’s me, please stop! Once again I find myself on the brink of death, just looking for somewhere nice to build! This looks nice, you know what I think this place is a lovely place to build. Besides the neighbours, I think this place could be really nice! So I’m going to do what every Minecrafter does and mark my territory with an ugly hut. Ta-da! And put all my stuff inside it, which isn’t a lot of stuff to be honest! I should make a chest. So now that I’ve got my beautiful home, I think it’s time that we take care of the neighbours. And I don’t mean like doing the shopping for your elderly neighbours. I mean like, killing the death octopus that lives next door. All I can do is put these little boots on, and that is as well prepared as I will ever be. And it’s time to fight. Oh my gosh, I’m so scared. Well it’s too late now – oh no! He did his thing. I’m actually killing him, I’m actually doing it! Wahh! No, nevermind, I’m not doing it anymore. Oh my gosh, he’s ruining the landscape with his water. Oh my goodness. Uhhh! Oh my gosh, he sent them to my house! Well. That could not have gone worse. So that’s where I’m going to leave it for episode one of FunCraft! Make sure leave a like and and comment what kind of house I should build, and I’ll see you next time! Bye!

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