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High School Survival Kit! (parody) | TheCadClub

High School Survival Kit! (parody) | TheCadClub


hey I’m cad! I know it is not the
back-to-school season now but this was on my bucket list to make this kind of video so.
I’m making this video any problem don’t watch. anyways if you know the title of the video, if you
can read the title you know whatever we do this is it is about high school survival kit! this is a parody so don’t take anything seriously
okay so let’s begin the video! feeling really sleepy in school? don’t know what time it is and
you’re just like oh my goodness what just happened wait am I in the right
class wait am i a student wait am i a girl oh my god this hand is not really a
pillow so always carry pillows to school, because you never know when you’ll need it. this pillow right here, which i am showing you, even relieves you from your knee
pain yes you relieve you from your knee pain just by sleeping on it tet’s say
you’re having an amazing day at school and then suddenly you feel that you have
accidentally peed your pants and now you don’t know what to do and now you look
around all your friends can smell everybody’s trying to move away from you
and now you don’t know what you’ll need to do so always carry underwears no
matter how elder you are because this is ultimate guide for your life is it your
friends birthday or your teachers per day and you have no gifts and you’re looking
around everybody is giving them some of the other gift and you have nothing to
do just bring a balloon pump and some balloons to school doesn’t matter of
food per day it is you could even gift it on your principals where you see just
just fill gas in the balloon and you can give this billing to your friend with a
little bit of mistakes and writing it doesn’t matter how truth or wrong you’re
right did your teacher wantedly give you a surprise test in your like
what what what and then you become so angry that you have nothing to do so
always carry a knife you never know when the mean will come smash teachers face
and then she’ll do some drama like this and then see her lying down she looked
like this really stupid and then laugh as if there is nobody around make dumb
faces haha also eat her blood for good luck are you smelling really badly
are people literally looking at you and thinking what up from where the hell is
the smell even coming from so always use an air freshener refresher gives really
amazing smell let’s say you were busy sleeping and then your realize
that it is only two seconds for your bus and then accidentally you forget to get
up from your bed as well you run and run but the bus leaves you somehow you
managed to land on your school and all your breath smells so always have a
toothbrush you never know who you have to spit on and whom you have to make an
impression on you’re having an amazing day at school and you’re even answering
but then your stomach tells you something I am really hungry sent me something and
then from nowhere you get candies and you do this reverse camera something get
candies to school people and share it we are in the toilet thinking about math
equations and you realize then there is no toilet paper and you can’t even call
the teacher because she miles away always carry tissue paper you never
know what you will need it it’s a very boring class
you know nothing about it and now you’re paying attention all right
so always bring your phone to school to keep texting keep taking selfies and
posting it on Instagram or Facebook with a lot of lies God is gonna punish you
and then keep the phone back your lips really dry you don’t know what to do
them so all you have to do is just bring a little bit of makeup to school like
how I’m sneaking my lipstick over here just apply a lipstick because you never
know whom you have to make an impression on and whom you have to make a jealous
ass on what what did I just say and that that is all I have for you guys today my last two videos my media squad
over there by me just club that side okay this side of my media squad
see you guys in the next video until TYPING AND CORRECTING FROM LONG LONG!

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