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How Scream Should Have Ended

How Scream Should Have Ended


(ringing) Hello? Do you like scary movies? No, I’m more of a
romantic comedy type person Goodbye forever. How Scream Should Have Ended There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to
successfully survive a horror movie Rule #1: Have parents that care
about you. Mom, Dad, can I go to a party- uh I mean, spend the night at a friends house tonight? Ha! Stupid child, you’re not leaving this house. There’s a masked murderer on the loose. You never let me do anything! Rule #2: Don’t date crazy a-holes. Come on, Sid. I know someone just tried to kill you and all but why won’t you do it with me? Because, Billy. I’m not a slut that just puts out
all the time So…. you’re saying you’re not like your
mom? What?!? Nothing. Stabs, stubby stab. Rule #3: If you are being attacked inside a house that is filled with people, who are your friends.. you should call out for their help. AHhhhhhhh! Help me! I’m trapped in the garage with the killer! Hey you! Get him man!! Ahh! Help me! I’m trapped upstairs with the killer! What? Let’s get him! Hey.. someone help me.. I’m trapped at school with the killer. Aw man.. Ahhhhh!! Rule #4: If friends aren’t available, do more than
just run. If you know the killer off his feet because he’s wearing a ridiculous costume with terrible visibility, You have the upper hand. Don’t keep running away. Take that sucker out! Kick him in the throat! Do something! The dude is going to kill you. Rule #5: Don’t live where the police and investigative reporters are terrible at their jobs. Let’s never ever, ever, ever, ever break up. ever, ever, ever, ever, ever. Which brings me to rule #6: 911 and star 69. I have a question Yea, you in the hat.. What do you do if the killer attacks you inside your dreams? Well that’s something entirely different. If
that happens you j– OH NO! Oh yes! Hahaha Run everybody run! Forget the rules all you can do is run! You’re mine now! Hahahahaha

98 thoughts on “How Scream Should Have Ended”

  1. I actually figured out the one true way to survive a horror movie. All you have to do is be a cute little puppy. Those things are practically immortal in horror movies

  2. OMG though, that’s actually how it should’ve ended!! Just Freddy Krueger asking,

    “I have a question, what if the killer attacks you, in you’re dreams?” And then the other kid says,

    “Well that’s something entirely different, you jus- oh no…”

    “OH YEAH!!” And then everyone runs away omg lol no but for real though, that’s how it should’ve ended! 😂😂😂😂

  3. hahahahahah that so funny hahahahahahahahahah😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

  4. Do how nightmare on elm street and How Friday the 13th should have ended and how Halloween should have ended

  5. "Do you like scary movies?"
    "No I'm more of a romantic comedy person. Goodbye forever!"
    This is a way to get rid of them.

  6. I've watched this a million times but just noticed the bottle of what I thought was beer actually says "liquid courage"

  7. Rule #6: Always own a firearm. Remember, most horror movie killers use melee weapons, so doing so reminds them that they shouldn't bring a knife to a gunfight.

  8. If you get attacked in your Dreams, the killer is done for because it is YOUR dream in which you can do anything so….take this sucker…. goes saitama style

  9. И открыты все дорожки
    Во дворе ебутся кошки
    Гладки мои ножкии

  10. rule2 there is a killer name Freddy trying to hunt you in your dreams slap yourself and bring jason

  11. Well in theory the people haunted by freddie could have just taken something that supresses dreams alltogether for most people like… let's see THC.

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