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How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended

How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended

There they are – this year’s tributes. And what a fine bunch they are! Such excitement, such grace
and… what? What is that?! (Katniss and Peeta shriek in pain) -(Katniss) Oh, we’re still on fire!
-(Peeta) Somebody help us! -(Katniss) This wasn’t supposed to be like that!
-(Peeta) It hurts breathing! -(Katniss) Oh, it burns!
-(Peeta) I’m choking! (Katniss and Peeta shriek in pain) Well, it appears the odds aren’t in their favour. (both announcers laugh) Hunger Games! How the Hunger Games Should Have Ended Die! I don’t wanna win this game! Hey! Die! (humming happily) (singing) Painting camouflage! (announcer) What an exciting Hunger Games! Children are murdering each other left and right. What’s this? District 9 has found the mech-suit! Ow! My hand! Aaaaahh! -(mutts growl)
-(screaming) I’m getting eaten alive! Ow! -(Peeta) Ha ha! Alright!
-(Katniss) We won! -(Peeta) Two tributes from the same district, yeah!
-(Katniss) We’re the champions! -(Peeta) Yeah, we win! Whoo!
-(Katniss) Yeah! Later (microphone feedback) (announcer) Um…attention. There’s a slight rule change
regarding our previous rule change. The previous rule change has been revoked. Uh…there can only be one,
so you must kill one another. -What? You can’t do that!
-Yeah, it’s too late! We already won. You can’t change the rules
after the game is over. Stupid! (announcer) Ah, yes. Yes, we can. Um…you’ll just have to kill each other.
Now, uh, fight to the death! You fight to the death! (announcer) It doesn’t work like that. Now less talking and more killing each other. -What if we refuse to kill each other?
-Yeah! What do you think about that? (announcer) Just fight to the death please. We would rather commit
suicide than kill each other! And you wouldn’t let us do that.
You must have a victor, right? That’s right! We’ll pull a Romeo
and Juliet, cause we’re in love! (gags) Uh…yes, ’cause we are soooo in love. And we’re gonna eat these berries
if you don’t let us both win. Yeah. Here we go! (announcer) Go ahead. -We will.
-(announcer) Do it then. We’re gonna. (announcer) We’re waiting. One, two, three– -Ok, ok, it’s [inaudible], I don’t really love him.
-What?! He’s a nice guy and all, but I’m
not gonna commit suicide over it. I mean, have you seen Gale? Hottie! The end Hey, you guys ever think we should
use all this money and technology to actually solve the world’s problems? And world hunger? Save the rainforest? No? Just me? We’d rather kids fight to the death? Ok. Just thought I’d ask.

100 thoughts on “How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended”

  1. Katniss:I love him soooooo much that we would commit suicide
    Guy:ok then8
    Katniss: we will
    Guy: waiting
    PeEtA: three two one
    PeEtA: choking
    Katniss: ok well I don't love his that much
    PeEtA:. 💀⚰️

  2. “What if we refuse to kill each other?”

    Well, Katniss, they would kill one of you right there in the spot

  3. I feel it was over for Gale when he threw 'i think it was a bomb' at Snow and Capitol and accidentally killed Prim. If there was any chance before, there was none after that.

  4. For f sakes I clicked the wrong age when I started this account and now I can't watch this cuz it's age restricted, what was the alternative ending pls someone

  5. You know the movies and the books were a bomb! You can ask my girl Prim.

    (BTW, I stole this joke from another Hunger Games Vid comment).

  6. 99% of the comments is people saying what line they like the most

    I mean have you seen gale! Hottie!! I loved that line

  7. 2:46 pisses me off, since everyone has their own different opinions, some people think Peeta is more attractive, some think Gale is, so that's super annoying.

  8. Dr who fans: I want to travel through space and time
    Harry Potter fans: I want to go to Hogwarts
    Hunger Games fans: Nope.

  9. Uhh…yes, yes we can umm. Youll just have to kill each other now uh fight to the death
    You fight to the death
    Umm… it doesn't work like that now…less fighting more killing each other…

  10. Can you guys PLEASE make HISHEs about the other movies? This still holds up 7 years after release and the other films were awesome

  11. like this comment in 2032 if the video isn't removed, YouTube isn't replaced, the alien invasion with the volcano ritual that CinemaSins always prophesied back in the day hasn't happened, meteor hurtling to Earth or we all live on Venus now…yeah…gimme ah like…or comment…or whatever future/present YouTube ratings are

  12. @ 1:05 look very carefully @ Cato’s hand. Slow down the replay speed if you have to his arm seems to just fall of!

  13. am I the only one who thinks Peeta deserves better? and if you read the books you'll know Katniss actually loves Peeta a lot she just doesn't know at first

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