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How to Survive a Bear Attack

How to Survive a Bear Attack

How to Survive a Bear Attack. So you’ve finally escaped to the great outdoors. Good for you. But watch out for bears, or you may need to
escape from the great outdoors. You will need A cool head Acting skills A
change of underwear A killer right hook and a loyal pet, large enough to eat a bear. Step 1. If you’ve already had your head ripped off
during a bear encounter, we probably can’t help you. However, if the bear has not yet ripped off
your head because you saw him first, off in the distance, you should slowly and quietly
begin walking in the opposite direction until he’s out of sight. Then calmly stay put for about a half hour. While you’re waiting, sing, talk, or make
some noise. Also, now is not the time for a smelly, bear-enticing
snack! Step 2. With the coast clear, resume your walk. But make noise so the bear knows you’re
around. The truth is, that bear doesn’t want to
run into you, either. Step 3. Uh, oh. Despite your best efforts, Smokey The Bear’s
evil twin is suddenly standing in front of you, calmly considering his options. First off, do not make eye contact. The bear will take it as a direct challenge
to his authority, and he will rip your head off. Step 4. Back away slowly while speaking in a soft
voice. Right about now would be a good time to make
a deal with God. Step 5. Holy crap, the bear is charging. Do not run! He will chase you down and rip your head off. Instead, stand perfectly still. If he stops his charge, slowly back away again,
speaking softly. Step 6. If the bear attacks, protect your head with
your arms, curl up in a fetal position, and pretend you’re dead. Or try hitting him directly in the nose. Some experts think a quick punch works better
than submissiveness. Step 7. Next time, don’t go into the woods without
bear repellent pepper spray. Just be sure to familiarize yourself with
its proper use. Did you know You are more likely to be struck
by lightning than mauled by a bear.

100 thoughts on “How to Survive a Bear Attack”

  1. Ok, I just started watching your "how to survive" videos, and the first two looked serious, "How to survive a shark attack" and "How to survive a killer bee attack" now when kept repeating that the bear will "rip my head off", and saw a few video titles with "How to survive" mythological creatures, I started doubting everything you said.

  2. 0:35

    So that's why bears attack humans when we see them first. They want to make sure we won't live to tell anybody what we just saw.

  3. , thanks for advice , and never climb a tree with a bare behind , would be sleazy visual for the news.!

  4. One solution to prevent yourself from being mauled by a bear, is to bring a dog with you. If it's fearless, the dog will bark and charge after the bear, resulting in the bear being scared away.

  5. cool cool the bear only has a hold of my neck right now, I'm going to try to implement this. Thanks for the tutorial howcaslkjrfhkuwerthekritu bfdjkgvk tbgrtk,m nbwmnbf

  6. Actually, black bears if they come at you, get really big like put your arms out wide and make a deep loud roar 👍

  7. Used to watch this video all the time back in Elementary. First saw it in a YT poop. The animations still makes me give a laugh to this day. Glad I found it again after so many years. Good times :). Love ya Howcast <3

  8. 0:46 what is that song? I never heard of that song before. can you name this whistle song? Please?

  9. Man this has kept me laughing since I first watched it. If only they'd update it with actual advisories but keep the same vibe.

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