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Do you get like super pissed when the power goes out Like you’ll be in your house and all of a sudden. It’s just What’s happening? Where’s the power? When’s it coming back? It’s not all bad son. It saves us money Will you help my video games there’s nothing to do. There’s Plenty to do without power people used to build castles for Christ’s sake yeah, sure Dad I will build you a castle all right all I need is two things 45 minutes and a computer with Minecraft so get us some power see the thing is I’m a bit of a juice Junkie Like it’s not electric. [I] am not interested right like the girl I have a crush on right now is Siri, Siri will you marry me? You should know that you’re not the only one who’s asked You cheating on me. [you] little. But when I was a kid my dad. Just didn’t get it. You know sometimes I swear you in the power of just so we’d play outside. I don’t want to play outside But you know what’d he say? My house my rules. [oh], I hated that I just wanna watch movies with my friends Like I had this one birthday party, and I was so excited everybody was over and we got to watch a movie, Harry Potter Please don’t be embarrassing please good news kids who wants to play on a seesaw. Oh come on Mrs. Clark it’s his birthday. Oh, it’s fine. I have cake [for] everybody and it’s free if you buy [a] second slice for a dollar ughhhh This party sucks. I know let’s get out of here. All right [kids] come back Sunday We’ll have leftover cookies from church. There is a certain time in your life where your parents are just so embarrassing But I guess that’s childhood right like I just spent all my [time] with my friend Bobby dude Kristie [was] giving me kissy eyes at that party, but then it’s over [I] know, what is his house his rules blah blah look we’re bros, okay brosefs But I can’t put up with these two rules – well. I don’t have a house. So you’re gonna have to– wait Bingo, that’s it. We could build a house Our own house at that tree a tree house. Oh yeah, genius I like that, but my dad will say no, that’s why this is so brilliant. [you]. Don’t need to ask him Follow me. It’s our house. [I] don’t know [our] houses come on. You know this come on. Oh, so it’s our rules [yes], yes Yes, big party here. We come that was really how we built my tree house. It was a masterpiece [I] remember we no idea what we were doing We just nailing random crap up to this tree out in the woods behind my house [I] was so scared [that] my dad was gonna show up Duffy be like Son, Money doesn’t grow on trees Why waste your time in one but they’re gonna let that stop us was actually hauling some wood out from the garage when my sister She appeared well, well, well, what do we have here nothing? I swear nothing real because it looks cool building a tree fort Does father know? You know I’ve always wanted to rule [high] From a tower look if we let you up there you have to keep it a secret you, sir have a deal. you my sister may be an evil cruel genius, but she’s good on her word all right [I] wasn’t worried about it at all till I told Bobby oh move! She can’t be in here dude. How am I supposed to put moves on Kristen? I thought this was for parties doing that is the point of a party make out in front of your Sister know why she gives me Shady looks and I think she says mess with my game like the other day I try to sit with Christine your sister says to me don’t be a clingy loser funk wad He said that not allowed with her eyes. She just she can’t come in here It fell apart. it’s not exactly how it happened, but it fell apart we were in it and it fell apart right my dad That’s how he found out. He heard all the noise came out. He was actually excited. We were doing something outside He helped us fix it up made it really cool. [I] remember because it was my birthday He got me these posters for the inside Hmm. Where could you get something like that? Hmm. Thanks for watching clarkers, and look! Somebody made me this It’s so friggin cool If your muse takes over, and you make cool stuff feel free to mail it to my PO box info down below hmM I’m so lucky. This is so [deep]. Thank you also We’re doing buy one get two free posters in the online store this week only info in the description and special Thank you to my newest Patreon Backers Chris giovanni and brandon you guys all that extra support on Patreon is greatly appreciated [as] for your quiz quickie this week, what do you do during a power outage you leave your comment down below? I’ll write you back. I’m [it’s] alex clark, and I will see you somewhere okay? BYEEEEEE

100 thoughts on “HOW TO SURVIVE A POWER OUTAGE (Feat. Stodoe)”

  1. One of my scariest power outages was on halloween. No one was outside because the police were out searching for a kidnapper in the neighbor hood. Aaaaand the power went out. Yup. Entire neighborhood. 10/10halloween

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  4. My name is in this. You have to guess but… I think I figured out the person the name went to, THE ONE WITH GLASSES! Or as I call him, the nerd cause nerds are smart and I'm smart. Or it could be the chill dude beside Alex. XD I DON'T EVEN KNOW!!!!

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  6. Nothing for your dad to get. If someone can't handle the power going off then they need to go a good while without it. Lived in countries where it cut off randomly. Some homes had no power. Westerners are weak people who would mostly die off without electricity.

  7. The last time the power went out, I was at my grandma's and I was in the shower. The bathroom went pitch black and I slipped on the shower floor and fell. My dad came in with a flash light and told me the power was out then left with the flashlight. He didn't even help me, he just came in with a flash light to tell me the power was out then left like I wasn't injured on the shower floor!

  8. My dad makes me read FOR ONE HOUR ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

  9. Actually, money does grow on trees because money (doller bills) are made of paper, paper comes from trees


  11. Helloo from Venezuela 5 days without electricity โœŒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ช Lol I hate this dictatorship. Weโ€™ve missed 40 days of school because of power outage, food problems, lacrimรณgena bombs, military conflicts or just because itโ€™s simply not safe to go.๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ†˜

  12. Wait my best friends name is bobby…wait my name isnโ€™t Alex Clark (legally changes it)

  13. I live in Florida, so when the power goes out the problem isn't entertaining ourselves, but trying to keep ourselves moderately cool… even if it's sundown

  14. I once didn't have power at my house for 3 months because we barely moved and the electric company wouldn't give us power. Try surviving that.

  15. It's friday the 13th… but moderate friday the 13th…


    In my calendar row is a 13th day and it's friday…


  16. My computers internet cord had it antennas ripped of by who sold us the computer so my computers internet is horrible

  17. "siri, will you marry me?"
    "you should know, you're not the only one that asked"
    "you cheating on me? you little…"

  18. Alex: Siri, will you marry me?
    Siri: You should know Youโ€™re not the only one whoโ€™s asked.
    Alex has been rejected and cheated upon

  19. during a power out i always have a mobile power bank fully charged or hop in a car to charge both my phone and the power bank

  20. Guest list: has my name

    Me: wait is that SKYLAR WITH AN A?! YASSS

    Me: AWESOME and thanks for giving me a shout out =w=

    Other person name skylar: think what you want -.-

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