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HOW2: How to Survive Freddy Fazbear’s! #FNAF

HOW2: How to Survive Freddy Fazbear’s! #FNAF

(spooky music) (deep laughter) – I’m Pear and this is Orange. Orange? – Hang on, I’m ordering a pizza. Yeah that’s right, extra
cheese and extra TNT. – [Pear] Dude can we please
go one episode without TNT! – [Orange] Okay okay,
alright hold the TNT. Gee. – [Pear] Alright today
Fnaf Dustin wants to know how to survive Freddy Fazbear. – [Orange] Ooh hoo hoo I
love this question so much I can hardly bear it! – [Pear] Well, you’re the
Five Nights at Freddy’s expert Orange, so take it away. – [Orange] Will do Pear-dee-poo. Alright step one, make sure you have a camera on Freddy at all times. This is key, whatever you do, do not take your camera off
Freddy for even one moment or else he woo-hoo-hoo
look a dancing llama! Sorry, where were we? – [Pear] Uhm dude, is it
just me or does Freddy seem a little closer than he was before. – [Orange] Nah, it’s probably just you. Step two, always keep locked doors between you and Freddy Fazbear. There, that should do it. (Orange laughs) – [Pear] Wait, didn’t you order a pizza? – [Orange] Oh that’s right. (loud clanging) Man, what a hassle. Hey where’s the pizza guy? And why does it look like the pizza guy got devoured out here by a
bear-like creature of some sort? – [Pear] More importantly,
where is Freddy? – [Orange] Ah, good point. (Pear and Orange scream) – [Pear] Okay he
definitely moved that time. – [Orange] I think it’s time to introduce the third and final step. Always have a bunch of TNT handy. – [Pear] Orange, you
promised you wouldn’t. – [Orange] Desperate times call
for desperate measures Pear. Where’d Freddy go? – [Pear] Uh-oh. – [Orange] Surround yourself
with more TNT you fool! – [Pear] That seems equally dangerous. – [Orange] If I’m going down,
I’m taking Freddy with me! (Orange laughs) – [Pear] Dude, you should
not be in charge of TNT. (growling) – [Orange] What was that,
what was that, what was that? Was that Freddy, was that Freddy? – [Pear] No it was just a leaf. (growling) – [Orange] Was that Freddy? Was that Freddy, was that Freddy? – [Pear] No, it was your own shadow dude. – [Orange] Oh, I guess I’m losing it. – [Pear] Think of it this way, maybe Freddy left and went home? – [Orange] Yeah, yeah,
yeah, that’s a good point. Maybe he’s not even
trying to attack us at all and this point- (Orange and Pear scream) – [Pear] Folks, Josephine wants to know how to get a party ready. – [Orange] Great question
Josephine, and timely too. Because I’m actually putting together a killer Halloween party as we speak. – [Pear] Care to take us through the steps for your Halloween party Orange? – [Orange] Absolutely,
I’ll get on it right away. (Orange laughs) Knife!

100 thoughts on “HOW2: How to Survive Freddy Fazbear’s! #FNAF”

  1. you can't actually lock/close the doors on Freddy, he will just teleport in! Watch Markiplier's video!

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  3. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa😱😱😱😱😱😱😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

  4. It's the song that doesn't end! Cause it goes on and on my friend! Some people started singing it not knowing what it was! And the'll just keep on singing it only just because

  5. Freddy is just a kid a purple guy killed him at Fred bears family diner and the others were bonnie chica foxy and him!

  6. Thank You translate in Romania Θ™i ai uitat de curent am pierdut din cauza lui de 2 ori poate la restul fnafurilor dar nu custom night Θ™i sister location

  7. ☻/ This is Bob. Copy and paste him
    /β–Œ all over youtube
    / so he can take over
    and bring back the old comment section

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