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LOTERÍA | Mexican Survival Guide

LOTERÍA | Mexican Survival Guide

– What is the meaning of life? – 10:37 pm. – What? – No, mom, can’t you see we’re busy right now? – What’s Loteria? – You can’t just go around telling people you don’t know what Loteria is. What are you trying to do,
give my mom a heart attack? – Well, I don’t know what it is. – My mom was right about you. You are El Diablito. – So, are you going to explain it to me or. – Of course I am. This is Mexican Survival Guide, after all. Just follow me. Okay, Chris. So you wanna learn more about Loteria. Well, first thing you need to know is that it’s one of the most frustrating things ever. – Frustrating? – Yes. You can play 10 games in a row and win nothing, but as soon as swap cards with your cousin Carlos, he starts winning with the card that was yours. That was your card. You chose it from the game, he stole your glory. But when you win, it’s good times. Anyway, this is a Loteria card. Everyone plays a little different, but the goal of the game is to fill it up with these. – A rock? – No, it’s a pinto bean. – So how do I fill up a card with a pinto bean? – With this. Someone draws a card and reads the name. If the name happens to be on your card, then you put a bean over that spot. – So this is just Mexican Bingo? – Well, yeah, but it has more pictures. – Mom, you can’t just make up cards. That’s cheating. – Don’t call your mom a cheater!

100 thoughts on “LOTERÍA | Mexican Survival Guide”

  1. That worst ever in my life! If you lost a money. You have no money left for buy stuff need. BUT….! I have two different game Lotería more like casino steal your money nothing left. O_O other game If you win then go pick stuff you want a lot what you need. No money. just lucky game if you got four winner! GO PICK ONE STUFF NEED. ^_^ I never forget about that. That good memories. hehe

  2. One time i played loteria and my dad paid for me to play. I had a good winning streak and won lots of quarters. My dad took it all and only gave me a dollar 😂

  3. When he said when u swich card with your cousin and he wins with your card one time I had five dollars in quarters I played them but I lost all my money that was a sad memory

  4. So there was this inappropriate lotteria at boys and girls club and then I attended the pictures were very inappropriate there was a drunk guy picture and a mermaid without her bras but they taped the girls part

  5. When your mom says God is watching you she is right.
    When I play with my family I ALWAYS LOSE . Then when my Nina gets my card… SHE ALWAYS WINS!!!!!

  6. La Loteria is the game of all mexican games my lucky card was always 8 and 12 just wished Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's Eve could get here quick so the familia can play

  7. me and my best friend in the whole world let me play it with her yes I am whiter then a paper that face at the end though👌😂

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