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Matt Hunts Down a Warthog | Naked and Afraid


♪♪ ♪♪ Matt: GOOD SHOT.
GOOD SHOT. [ WARTHOG SQUEALS ] OH, I JUST GOT
A GOOD, BIG OL’ WARTHOG. OH! [ BODY THUDS ]
HE CRASHED. I JUST HEARD HIM CRASH
IN THE BUSHES RIGHT UP THERE. [ LAUGHS ] WHOO! GORGEOUS WARTHOG. IT’S AN EMOTIONAL MOMENT
BECAUSE I’VE BEEN HUNTING HARD AS HELL TO TRY TO GET
SOMETHING FOR THE LAST 12 DAYS, AND I ALSO KNOW THAT,
BACK AT CAMP, I HAVE GOT THREE
VERY HUNGRY PEOPLE. BY GUTTING IT,
I’M GOING TO LEAVE ABOUT ALMOST 20% OF THE WEIGHT
OF THIS CREATURE HERE SO I CAN CARRY
THIS SUCKER BACK. ♪♪ ♪♪ Molly: LOOK AT THIS. Gary: FULL POT OF CATFISH. Blair: WOW.
OOH, THOSE ARE BIG HEADS. NICE FIND. WE’RE IMPRESSED. YOU GUYS ARE WELCOME TO HAVE
SOME IF YOU WANT. THANK YOU. FULL DISCLOSURE, THOUGH,
I FOUND IT ON THE RIVERBANK
HALF-EATEN WITH FLIES ON IT. JUST SOMETHING —
I PROBABLY WON’T PARTAKE. I’M NOT GOING TO PARTAKE.
IT’S SOMETHING. ♪♪ IF I GOT THIS ALL COOKED
AND MATT WALKS UP WITH A KILL, THIS WILL JUST
BE TOO FAMILIAR. IT’LL BE TOO FAMILIAR. IT’LL BE TOO MUCH A PART
OF OUR STORY. ♪♪ Matt: HEY, EVERYBODY! Molly: WHAT? WHAT?! YOU GUYS ORDER BACON? CRAP!
WHAT? THAT’S A WARTHOG? AS SERIOUS AS THIS GUY
ON MY BACK. Blair: OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. I CALLED IT.
I SCAVENGED SOME CATFISH. I SAID, “IF MATT COMES BACK
WITH A KILL, THIS IS GOING TO BE
TOO FAMILIAR.” OH, MY GOD.
GOOD JOB, MAN. OH, MY GOD.
I’M EXCITED FOR ALL OF US. I DROPPED THIS WARTHOG DOWN, AND ALL THREE OF THEIR EYES
LIGHT UP LIKE CHRISTMAS MORNING, AND THAT’S
WHEN I KNEW EVERY SINGLE THING I JUST DID,
100% WORTH IT. LET’S CHOP UP A BUNCH
AND EAT IT. YEP. IT APPEARS THAT HE HAS
SOME FAIRLY DECENT FAT ON IT. YOU CAN RUB IT
ALL OVER YOUR SKIN. YAY!
OH, MY GOSH. YES. YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE, LIKE —
FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE LOTION. BRING IT ON, BABY! -[ GROANS ]
-OKAY. Matt: PLAN IS PROCESS THIS
ANIMAL AWAY FROM CAMP TO GET AWAY FROM
ANY DANGEROUS PREDATORS.

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