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Old Town Road In Public

Old Town Road In Public


(phone alarm) (sighs) (guitar strumming) (water running) (laughs softly) – You ever see a black
cowboy, with AirPods? Me either. You know I got a horse, but that ain’t the only
thing you could ride tonight. What? What did I say? (scoffs) I was gonna let her ride my cow. I don’t need her. Cowboys need nothin’
more than a hat, horse, and a will to ride. Yeehaw. (banjo strumming) (tongue clicks) – [Man] Son, just wait a minute. What in the hell do
you think you’re doin’? Don’t tell me you’re about to put gas up in that horse’s ass. – Um. – Horses don’t take gas, you dumb f*ck. (scoffs) – I knew that… I
was just trying to see if it worked properly. – You ain’t no goddamn real cowboy. (phone chimes) (“Old Town Road”) ♪ Steezy Kane in this b*tch ♪ ♪ Yeah, I’m gonna take my
horse to the old town road ♪ ♪ I’m gonna ride ’til I can’t no more ♪ ♪ I’m gonna take my horse
to the old town road ♪ ♪ I’m gonna ride ’til I can’t no more ♪ ♪ I got the horses in the back ♪ ♪ Horse tack is attached ♪ ♪ Hat is matte black ♪ ♪ Got the boots just black to match ♪ ♪ Ridin’ on a horse, ha ♪ ♪ You can whip your Porsche ♪ ♪ I been in the valley ♪ ♪ You ain’t been up off that porch, now ♪ ♪ Can’t nobody tell me nothin’ ♪ ♪ You can’t tell me nothin’ ♪ ♪ Can’t nobody tell me nothin’ ♪ ♪ You can’t tell me nothin’ ♪ ♪ Ridin’ on a tractor ♪ ♪ Lean all in my bladder ♪ ♪ Cheated on my baby ♪ ♪ You can go and ask her ♪ ♪ My life is a movie ♪ ♪ Bull ridin’ and boobies ♪ ♪ Cowboy hat from Gucci ♪ ♪ Wrangler on my booty ♪ ♪ Can’t nobody tell me nothin’ ♪ ♪ You can’t tell me nothin’ ♪ ♪ Can’t nobody tell me nothin’ ♪ ♪ You can’t tell me nothin’ ♪ ♪ Yeah, I’m gonna take my
horse to the old town road ♪ ♪ I’m gonna ride ’til I can’t no more ♪ ♪ I’m gonna take my horse
to the old town road ♪ ♪ I’m gonna ride ’til I can’t no more ♪ ♪ I got the ♪ – What up? – Wassup? All right everybody, thanks
for watching that video. Click the link in the description if you wanna watch the
extras and reveals and, uh, – Well, look what we have here. (man laughs) I knew you weren’t no
real damn cowboy, son. – Of course I’m a cowboy, watchu mean? (man laughs) – You’re one of them YouTube pranksters. And you’ve been thinkin’ this
is all a goddamn game. Well let me tell you
somethin’, son, it ends here. – What? – You’re about to get your face beat in and don’t say I didn’t warn ya. (water splashes) (“Old Town Road”) – Huge thanks to SunCrest
Farm for letting me use the horses for this video. If you wanna come see
Boots and ride some horses, then come to SunCrest Farm and, uh, yeah. (“Old Town Road”)

100 thoughts on “Old Town Road In Public”

  1. "you can't put gas up that horse's ass, you dumb fuck" 😂😂😂😂 Jesus, I haven't laughed so hard in a while man,l😆🤣🤣

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