Our Plan Failed – Just Survive

– [Father] Hi. Hi, you ready to go? Okay, Ab. Let’s try to make this as
painless as possible, huh? We’re going to go our passports. Yeah we are, we have to. (Abigail whimpering) Yeah, we have to. Come on you got to put your shoes on. Yeah, it’s going to be okay! (Abigail wailing) I know, but you can’t go on
a cruise without a passport. So we had a plan to go in one at a time and then bring Abby in together but Priscilla just texted
me and said come in so, we’ll see how this goes. (Abigail wailing) Okay, calm down. (Abigail stomping and crying) – [Mother] I’ve just ordered it to get a new driver’s license, so it’ll be coming soon. (papers rustling) (non-word vocalization) (light noise making with lips) – [Father] Everything
is right in the world. – [Mother] Yep. All we need is a flower pen. – [Father] Yep, who knew? So I don’t know if she thought
we were going somewhere else or thought that, like, we were
here for some other reason or, what? (non-word vocalization) – Moral of the story, don’t get married. (laughs) – Because she, freaked
out walking into there. – Yeah, I could hear
her like here she comes! – Yeah, full on tantrum. Don’t smile, that was not okay, Ab. – [Mother] Look, you drew all
over your leg with the pen. – [Father] Oh, she did. (laughs) Oops. Hey, she loved it though. – She did (laughing) (non-word vocalization) – You over adulting? – I mean I went in there with paperclips on all my paperwork and everything! (laughs) – She’s super nice, though. – I’m so, I feel defeated this
week against the government. (laughs) – Um, okay so a learning
thing from this is that you don’t always have to be teaching. Like, Abigail shouldn’t have
acted that way, flat out, just shouldn’t have
acted that way, you know? We went into like survival mode. Like here, let me give her
this pen with a flower on it so that she can stim a little
bit and maybe calm down some. Sometimes you just got to
survive you don’t always have to be teaching your kids, you know? Just gotta get things done sometimes. We’ll talk about more survivor
mode here in a second. I gotta show you what we’ve
got in the front seat. Did you want to do another
high-speed rant today? – Yeah! I’m so over the government crap! It’s such crap! Girls, don’t get married,
just don’t do it. – Okay so back to our
plan, our original plan, so okay, it’s a good thing to have a plan. Priscilla, devised a good plan. We would go in one at a time,
and then both of us go in with Abigail when it was her
turn to do all her stuff, but it was actually far quicker – Yeah – than we thought it was
going to be, and we also, so we stopped and, I got Abby a drink and just a little snack, you know, something small that we could give her one piece at a time, just
to kind of keep her occupied and keep her content while we’re in there, total survival mode, you know? Like hey, I got Apple Jacks, just chill while we do
all this paper work, but it ended up not being needed, but it’s always helpful to
have a plan, just in case. – You know why it wasn’t needed? Because I had my crap together,
and I still didn’t get mine! (beep) Like, I had all my
copies made, she was like “oh, I’m so impressed, you
have everything together.” And then she was like “Where’s
your marriage certificate?” and I’m like what? (gasps) What Linda? Her name really was Linda. Linda and Karen (laughs) – Ba dum – I’m so frustrated, but she was so sweet. She was so much nicer than the DMV guy, so I can’t even rant about her. I can just rant about the whole process. This is a bunch of crap! You women out there better get picketing! I’m tired of this bull crap!

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