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Collecting The Dead: Part 1 – Escape the Night S4 (Ep 1)

JOEY: It started with an invitation to dinner. To my esteemed friends, I invite you all to attend a dinner party. -[ALL CLAMORING] -[COUGHING] [SCREAMING] -I unleashed an evil. -No. -In. -Hurry, guys. And it crept inside me. I want to invite you to a masquerade ball like no other. [ALL SCREAMING] My friends paid …

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Film Theory: Creator of The Walking Dead PROVES ME WRONG!

Film Theory: Creator of The Walking Dead PROVES ME WRONG!

” No, the world we know is gone” “but keeping our humanity,” “That’s a choice.” MatPat: Oh, is it Dale. I beg to differ *AWESOME Film Theory intro music* Hello internet Welcome to Film Theory The most brain dead shown on all the internet And wouldn’t you know it, The Walking Dead is back. Now, …

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Minecraft is DOOMED! How the Nether Portal PROVES Minecraft’s End! | The SCIENCE of… Minecraft

Minecraft is DOOMED! How the Nether Portal PROVES Minecraft’s End! | The SCIENCE of… Minecraft

The Nether: the final frontier… oh wait that’s the End- FU- *BLEEPS* The Nether: the second frontier. Land of lava, rocks that burns indefinitely, sunburned skeletons, mushrooms, and creepy ghosts; and the only place where space-time bends, contorts and makes NO SENSE! LITERAL HELL! And it’s the subject of today’s SCIENCE! Because there’s one tiny …

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Game Theory: Can Chicken Nuggets SAVE YOUR LIFE?! | Kindergarten

Hello, Internet. Welcome to Nugget Theory, where only those most deserving of Nugget’s wisdom are permitted to watch. All others will FEEL THE WRATH of the mighty theory Nugget! (MatPat) Who’re you? What are you doing in my recording closet? Nugget will not forget this! Nugget away! (“Game Theory” Theme) Hello, Internet! Welcome to “Game …

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Game Theory: FNAF, The Clue that SOLVES Five Nights at Freddy’s!

Game Theory: FNAF, The Clue that SOLVES Five Nights at Freddy’s!

Today, we end the horror. Today, we solve FNAF! *Creepy Version of Game Theory Music* Hello Internet, welcome to GAME THEORY Where, after months of intensive therapy I’m back to finally put the original FNAF titrology to rest It’s done. No more Halloween updates, no more FNAF 5 rumors and NO MORE FAN *psycho violin …

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Surviving Five Nights of FEAR! – Game Lab

Surviving Five Nights of FEAR! – Game Lab

[musical tune]– Warning: This episode contains bright flashing lightsin order to increase the spoopiness levels.Consider yourself warned.[bright music]I’m MatPat, and this is “Game Lab.”[static] [typing, clicking]For the last five years,I’ve made a name for myselfoveranalyzing video gamesusing real-world science and math,but now I’m taking it to the next levelby throwing some of the world’s most …

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Game Theory: Bendy 2, Return to the Ink Machine (Bendy and the Dark Revival)

Game Theory: Bendy 2, Return to the Ink Machine (Bendy and the Dark Revival)

MATPAT: Bendy And The Dark Revival, huh? Sounds interesting. *BANG* (groans) That hurt! Man, it’s times like this that I wish I have an attack plunger. You’re supposed to throw it in my hand! CHRIS: Your head is a bigger target. MATPAT: *mutters* Oh I will show you a bigger target ♫ Game Theory Intro …

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Film Theory: What is the Bird Box Monster? (Bird Box Netflix)

Film Theory: What is the Bird Box Monster? (Bird Box Netflix)

Ow! Who even hangs pots and pans from the ceiling? That is so dumb. Just need to cut my sandwich in half- *slicing noise* Uhhh! That’s going to leave a mark… Now where are those STAIRS- Ow! *grunts in pain* *Makes sounds akin to a monkey as you can hear several things break* Ughh- Found …