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This Lasagna Lasts 20 YEARS!

This Lasagna Lasts 20 YEARS!


What’s up guys Lew here back with another video and today I’ve got another kind of mystery unboxing I suppose you could call it, I’ve done something like this before from a different company. And inside supposedly is a set of variety of
survival things. They don’t write zombie apocalypse on here but I know that’s
where your head is going. Crack this baby open OH MY- This baby’s packed! Holy! *POP* What do we have? OK! Cotton ball, waterproof match case, a key
to survival put your matches in there it’s waterproof
and if you get dunked in the river you’re still good First aid. Very important, unboxing can be
dangerous I have like little cuts on my hands I gotta keep these nearby. Sticker, I’m
not sure- That really probably wouldn’t help you in a survival situation A raft? Wha? What the? No, A BAG! It’s a bag Heavy-duty cord, paracord. The real
survival dudes know what’s up when it comes to paracord now this fire starter I’ve experimented
with this before Go back, I did a different box. I started
a fire in here. It’s probably dangerous What do we have here? Ah… No survival box
would be complete without a knife obviously some more paracord wrapped
around the handle Heirloom seeds. Post-apocalypse and now
you’re trying to reset. Tomatoes, cucumbers and squash. Get her started up,
again like the pilgrims Oh this is important! Little LED
flashlight… Probably needs a battery or something… Definitely add a battery
before you think you’re gonna survive with it OK? WHOA! Emergency drinking water, 4.225
ounces of water in a bag Recommended life: Five years Another thing i’ve noticed in these
survival boxes, it’s always got the… Start a fire anywhere, anytime Oh look at that. Waterproof matches to
go with your waterproof case That’s double waterproof. Soke it. You got a good
look at that there Jack? A little dunkaroo You remember dunkaroos? I crack the… OH baby. Yes sir! Money in the bank! Jack this is uh… What are we… Am I eating this right now? Oh man… Bring four cups of water to a boil, add
the contents Turn it off and let it stand for 12 to
15 minutes and then you’ve got lasagna Oh My- Pshhh- Look at this best by date, up here That’s 2036 my friends. I’m gunna be a
150 years old Teriyaki rice, I find this to be a little
more trustworthy for some reason-I feel like Water, rice. What are we do doing? Are we really boiling water in the
microwave? I’m gonna test some lasagna capable of
living until 2036… 2036 So I have some boiling water here UGHHHHH I’m a guy who likes lasagna but… (Laughs) Stir! I guess this isn’t all that different
from like instant noodles or whatever Except I don’t think instant noodles
last as long as this does Cover for 15 minutes What’s going to happen in 15 minutes? It’s not going to be soup anymore? It’s going to be actual lasagna? The rice would’ve been safer, but no…
Jack it’s got to be the lasagna Cheesy lasagna I’m concerned right now. OK It’s been 15 minutes Brewing in here Fairly strong Dog food
vibes going on… Really soupy still as well I don’t know how hot tha- Mmm… You know what? Not that bad! Little bit eh? Let me go back for a sec it’s edible. I mean it aint going to surpass
your nonas lasagna NO! In fact, your nona she’s probably gonna kill you if you bring this home A little chewy. If i gotta be honest I just ate 20 years lasagna

100 thoughts on “This Lasagna Lasts 20 YEARS!”

  1. That bag sucks. Get one with hardened treated leather. Or just go for straight up for a Kevlar infused bag.

  2. To bad he didn't eat 20 year old food. On my channel I just ate my birthday dinner and it was 37 years old.

  3. Bich lasanga T-SERIES Notting for the moma aom PewDiePie fan fucl appple like One Plus Samsung xiaomi top companies apple fuck you

  4. Look at the deal date,I gonna be 120 years old and your body doesn’t even get fuck up cause ur body can live more to 36more years

  5. When you're in a post apocalyptic dystopian reality where people would murder you and your whole family for a twinkie, I'm pretty sure this lasagna will be the best tasting lasagna you've ever had.

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