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WHAT’S IN MY ZOMBIE BAG?

WHAT’S IN MY ZOMBIE BAG?


– What up world, it’s me Brizzy, and you probably have
seen videos on YouTube that are like, “What’s in my purse? What’s in my bag?” And I was like, “Oh,
hmph, that seems fun,” and then I look at my purse and I’m like, “Oh, it’s my phone, and some cards, and maybe some receipts.” That’s not an interesting video. What could be interesting is if instead I do a What’s In My Zombie Bag video. Now I wanna start off
this video by warning you that I am not a survival expert. I did some research to find out what were some good items to have in a bug out bag and I
got them and arranged them in this nice beautiful bag. (laughs) Just don’t try to take
this video to seriously. I know the chances of a zombie apocalypse are one in five gajillion trillion but it’s a fun excuse to make a survival bag. And this is an important
thing to have in your house in my opinion, you never know is just, that’s all I’ve gotta say, you never know. So first of all on the outside, probably the first thing
you see, is this little knuckle, switchblade thing. (laughs) Punch a zombie, stab’em in the head, dead. Next thing you see clipped on here is this little mini
flashlight, just go boop! It’s pretty bright, pretty bright. Yep, sorry ’bout your eyeballs. Some Tinder-Quik Fire Tabs,
all weather fire starter. Lights even when wet. We’ve also got some
waterproof matches up in here. Water proof! Right, magic. Also in here for easy
fire starting ability we’ve got a couple of BIC lighters so we can just go shweek! Yeah. What we also have in this little pocket is a Gerber multi-tool, shwonk! So this is like a pocket
knife on steroids basically. It’s got pliers, and then
like scissors, and knives, and wrenches, and screwdrivers. So many things that I can’t
even begin to get into it but just trust me it does a lot of magic. We’ve got Clif bars! So many Clif bars, oh my gosh. We’ve got oatmeal raisin,
walnut, crunchy peanut butter, macadamia nut, crunchy peanut butter. Did I already say that? I don’t care. We’ve got all flavors. This won’t last you
forever but for that reason we have emergency food! Here is a separate bag that
I have that’s kind of like a fanny pack sorta
thing and inside of this Survival Kit many pouches
of emergency drinking water, an emergency whistle,
some cleansing towelettes, a little mini baby first aid
with all the little basics like band-aids, and
alcohol wipes, and stuff. Lil’ cute lil first aid kit. An AM, FM radio with batteries included, a hand-crank flashlight,
no batteries necessary, and 2,400 calories of
emergency food in brick form. Apparently this stuff
does not taste awesome but, you know what, in an
emergency this’ll last you two more days. I usta have a bunch of awesome
beef jerky in there too but I think I ate it. (laughs) ‘Cause it’s not there. A survival saw, shink,
shink, shink, shink, shink. And you can cut through pretty large limbs as far as I know. A knife sharpener, important, and this cool little survival
whistle necklace thing. Compass, and a flashlight of some kind. It’s not super bright compared
to the other ones I’ve got and it’s got like an emergency
signal mirror inside. I don’t really know how to use that but maybe someone I’m with
will know how to use that. In here we have a little
bullet knife thing. I thought it just went
with the theme of the bag. Shwank! Baw, baw! Waah! First in this little pocket
we’ve got SAS Survival Guide. Has all sorts of tips on
health, and reading the signs, and camp craft, and food, and climate, and terrain, and essentials. Essentials you guys. We’ve got a cool little headlamp. Whoo, I look like a coal miner. We’ve got a little baggie of toiletries and just kind of unnecessary items that we could really ditch if
we needed to lose some weight. In here we have a plastic spork, (laughs) and some deodorant, mucho neccesario, some bug repellent with SPF inside. You don’t know in a zombie apocalypse if mosquitoes are gonna transfer
the zombie virus around, you don’t know. So you don’t want
mosquitoes bitin’ up on you, no you don’t. Toothbrush and toothpaste,
some hand sanitizer, and some Chap Stick. Chap Stick, you don’t want
your lips getting chapped and also you can use Chap
Stick to help you start fires, fun fact. And the last thing we have in here is a bunch of moist towelettes. So I have some Hoo-ahhs, which are unscented field towels
which are apparently pretty awesome for camping to help you just cleanse yourself. And also some Wet Ones
which are a nice alternative and just not as expensive as Hoo-ahhs. Zip it up, shh. Shwaah! Right on top we’ve got First
Aid Zombie Survival Kit. I mean it’s really just
a standard first aid kit but it’s got like everything
you could ever want. Next we’ve got a LifeStraw
which is pretty awesome. It’s all bagged up so I
figured I’d keep it nice, and fresh, and clean in here. But basically it’s a tube
that you drink dirty water with and it filters the
water through the straw into your mouth, clean
water that you can drink. Next we’ve got this little grenade thing. It’s not actually a grenade,
I’m not that hardcore, but it’s a little baggie
and you open it up. (laughs) I just went
from hardcore to like, “It’s a little baggie.” So when open it up you’ve
got a bunch of paracord, you’ve got another little compass, we’ve got some alcohol wipes, some more tinder plugs, and a little fire-starting kit, some
fishing lines with hooks. Next we’ve got an emergency sleeping bag. Look how tiny this is, tiny, tiny. And it’ll fit two people. And if for some reason this isn’t enough I have got so many emergency blankets. These silver ones that retain body heat, I’ve got so many of them
because there so cheap and we’ve got more emergency food rations, I totally forgot about this. So yeah, this is two days
worth of food right here. Again, probably not the tastiest
meal but in an emergency you gotta do what you gotta do. What is this? I built this bag like
five months ago you guys, I don’t remember what’s in here. (gasps) It’s a telescope
or binocular, monocular, so you can adjust it and
you can see real far away. You never know where
the zombies are gonna be so you wanna search, see
them before they see you. Then here we have a weather
proof notebook, pretty cool. It’s still all bagged up all nice and new, I figured I’d keep it that way but ugh, ugh, ugh. (laughs) You can write on this in the rain and the paper will not die basically is the gist of that. We have this solar/hand-crank powered radio, flashlight, phone-charger. Yeah, all the things. So it’s got this like USB
so I can put this cord that I have here, duh, dah, dah. I can plug in the USB, plug in my phone, sit it in the sun, and charge my phone. Oh, and it’s also like
a weather radio too. Let’s see I could turn on
the light right now I think. Wooah! I love the noise it makes. (winding noises) It sounds like a little
creature, it’s so cute. Here’s a solar powered lantern
that’s inflatable, hold on. Easy as pie. Ah! Pretty freakin’ cool! It’s got a low setting, medium setting, and it’s also got a blinky setting. I’m not really sure why you’d
want a blink setting but, now how do I deflate it? So, maybe I could just push it. (lantern squeaks) I don’t know how to deflate it. I’m gonna have to figure
that out later. (laughs) Let’s get the lights back on. Next, on this side of the bag
we’ve got some Gorilla tape. Do you know how many things
you can use duct tape for? Gorilla tape’s like even stronger. Some face masks to guard
yourself from the sickness and there’s actually like
20 or 50 of them in here, way too many, not necessary, but I figured you never know how many
people you’re gonna be with when the apocalypse strikes so I could hand’em out, be a savior. Also in here, we have a map of California. Pretty important so you
know where you’re going, so I can find some rural
area that will be much safer than Los Angeles in a
zombie apocalypse, okay. The rest of what is in
here is clothing related so I will show you what sort
of garments and accesories we’ve got here. First we’ve got one of these babies, pretty cool for helping
you breath through dust, and maybe like camouflage, or maybe you may need to
make a sling or something. Of course, you never know what season the zombie apocalypse will strike. This is a relatively lightweight jacket because I live in Los Angeles and it never really gets cold here. And also what’s cool about this jacket is the sleeves zipper off, you
could turn it into a vest. If it is winter we also
have a little camo beanie. Ah! How cute, so cute! Aw, look at me, I look
like a little survivor. Goggles because you don’t want the blood getting in your eyeballs
and you get infected. You don’t want that happening. And we’ve got a pretty awesome
belt here for my cargo pants, all these pockets all the
way up and down my legs. And last but not least
some tactical camo gloves. There just my size too, if the glove fits. You never know if all of
this will really be necessary but you could always leave or drop things you don’t need, you know. So better safe then sorry. And now on to what you
really came here for, not stripping, the weapons! First we’ve got this little dodad, straps on to your chest
for easy shwinking, wink, I know, right. You guys always get really scared when you see me with knives and I’m sure this video is no
exception but I assure you I am being very careful. These knives are not toys kids. Don’t play with sharp things
without an adult’s supervision. This little buck hunting knife, shwing! Next we’ve got this cool like
actually zombie themed knife. Bam! Look at that baby. Isn’t he beautiful? Next are the machetes. First we’ve got this United Cutlery, oh this isn’t a machete, just kidding. This is just a ginormous knife. Next are some pretty cheapo machetes but it never hurts to
have some more, swang! And then another one, wank! So we’ve got these two babies, (machetes tap) I know, right. I know, we’ve got the baby and the mama. The daddy is my favorite. This is a Condor machete and it’s beautiful. Very heavy duty, and
intense, and sharp, shwink. So this one is definitely my
favorite, beautiful, beautiful. By far the heaviest thing
I have in this kit is the crowbar. It’s so long, it’s like 36 inches. Breaking into buildings to loot things, hitting zombies from afar, pry
bars are a useful thing, man. This, this is a heavy duty awesome one so I love it, I love it. And last but not least my crossbow pistol. Oh! Chow, chow, chow! So, I’ve never used this thing before so you’re probably judging me right now but that means you can join me. I’m only pointing this at you because it’s got nothing in it. I promise if it were loaded I would not point this at your pretty face but this means you can join me in my very first journey of
trying to shoot this thing. Shall we? Hey, you wanna see my
super pro target setup? Bam! (laughs) It’s just a bunch of pieces of cardboard, taped together on a chair, on the wall. Super pro target setup. Oh God, I’m gonna break something. (arrow taps) Oh, oh, oh! I missed the zombie itself
but I hit the cardboard so I’m proud of myself,
let’s take a looksy. Do do do. Ah yeah, I’m pretty proud of myself for my first time ever shooting a crossbow but you can tell this is
not, this is not a toy, man. Ah, I can’t even pull it out of the thing. I’m mad ’cause I just barely
missed the zombie itself. I need to try again, never give up. Let’s try this again. Three, two, one. (arrow taps) (screams)
(cardboard thumps) I knocked over the zombie but, you know what, because I hit the zombie! Yeah, let’s go look at it. (laughs) He fell on the ground because
I shot him in the throat which, unfortunately,
you know, would not kill an actual zombie so I guess
in this situation I die. I consider it a win
’cause it was dead center. It was just a lil’ due left. So am I prepared to survive
the zombie apocalypse armed with only a pistol crossbow, no. Definitely not, not yet. But I plan on taking archery lessons, I think that would help but that’s why I have all the machetes, and knives, and the frickin’ crowbar man, you’ve gotta have your backups. What’s your weapon of choice
in a zombie apocalypse? Are you like a melee,
machete, crowbar kinda person or are you with the pew,
pew guns like hardcore, I’m not a guns person. What’s your opinion, what’s your style of zombie killing? Let me know in the comments below. That’s it guys, thanks
so much for watching. I hope you enjoyed this
video at least a little bit and I hope it inspired
you to build your own survival kit whether it’s
for zombies, or earthquakes, tornadoes, floods, anything. It’s just a good idea
to have an emergency bag filled with emergency food, and
water, and camping supplies, just because you never know. Whether you decide to
go all out like I did with machetes or the
crossbow that’s up to you but at least make something, I urge you. Go, do, think, be a
boy scout, be prepared, listen to Scar from The Lion King, and I’ll see you next week
with a brand new video. I love you, bye. Next done here one another
little clip we’ve got a nice handy, mini flashlight, woah! Without batteries, that’s embarrassing.

100 thoughts on “WHAT’S IN MY ZOMBIE BAG?”

  1. Me:There is a zombie apoclieps
    (Check in small bag)
    There is 2 biskit,sleeping tent and bag,torches,shotgun,nail bat,gloves,and a knife
    Me:great just great I AM GOING!!

  2. Well. Why do you need a mini flashlight? Take a big one. Why do you need a Radio? It is like 2019. Deodorants??? Why? You dont need so many knifes. I like the vid, but that zombie is probably heavier than me

  3. Is it bad that it seems like brizzy is 5 years old not being mean but she's being so enthusiastic about zombies lol just saying

  4. i was just making a weapon because whe don't know if there could be a zombie apocalypse so yeah i was making a weapon in the kitchen when my mom comes out and look at me … i look at her she look at me.
    me :hi mom ?
    mom : what are you doing ?
    me :a weapon
    mom :yeah im just gonna call a mental hospital
    me : wait no mom i was making a weapon to defend myself if im in danger !!!!
    mom : ah okay …just… your weird
    me : whe don't now maybe there was some kidnnaper's , a murderer or even a zombie apocalyse !
    mom : okayyy….you know what im just gonna go..

  5. My survival kit:

    • A button

    presses it
    Plane comes and drops ladder

    "See ya latah zombies"

  6. Only 2 weapons silence pistol because zombies are attracted to noise and it will have a torch on it to turn it on or off if I'm in the dark and a flare also I will have a crow bar wait I ment 3 not two but the flare is if I see a vehicle or a helicopter or aircraft

  7. PSH. I have my own bow and arrows. I won't need brizzy. (Looks at bow and arrows) wait two are broke and I only have three. Me: BRIZZY… I CHANGED MY MIND I WANNA BE WITH YOU ON A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

  8. I would think for a survival kit a small handgun ( or a big boi, whatever you like) would be good. Because a machete or a bow wont Immediately kill a bear for instance. It might scare it way. But if it a mommy or you're in it house than good luck. You would also would not need so much ammo. Also a flare gun is a MUST. in my opinion of course.

  9. What’s in my purse videos are advertisements for purse snatchers if you really think about it 👀

  10. I'm sorry, but when you said Cliff bars, I choked on air. I had a Cliff bar once. I felt terrible for the next three hours, and then puked. And I was perfectly healthy before and after. Maybe there was something wrong with that specific one, but now I hate them. Aside from that, great video!

  11. Brizzy:it's not really a grenade I'm not that hard core

    Brizzy:(5 mineuts later) pulls out a crossbow and machete

  12. I would have a couple guns but I’m better sniper I would like and axe or some sort of blade and honestly I have a friend with machetes and bows and he’s not too bad except this morning

  13. Okay so I know this sounds morbid, but If the zombie apocalypse happens I’d want to die quickly and first AND I KNOW THAT SOUNDS WEIRD OKAY!
    but hear me out:

    1. Life will never be the same again
    2. The chance that everyone wouldn’t get the virus is 1 in a million
    3. Humans probably wouldn’t be able to repopulate
    4. Humans would run out of materials to live on
    5. The zombies won’t ever go away
    6. Humans would run out of places to hide
    7. Humans would run out of weapons

    Sorry if this offends anyone, I can already tell that someone will take this the wrong way. I just wanted to say my opinion, if you reply please be kind 😌

  14. my survival kit
    my wand
    invisibility cloak
    broomsticks
    a katana (incase my wand breaks)
    other survival things

  15. Oh this is bringing back traumatic memories of my "time" in the Boy Scouts. I only went on 3 campouts in my life, but that was about 3 billion too many. If we were meant to be outside, we wouldn't have invented buildings. In a survival situation, I'm the first one being eaten when the food runs out. 😛

  16. I'm a gun person because I wouldn't be able to get up to a zombie and cut it, I would be able to shoot at it from afar

  17. How do u know if zombies are going to die by the brain ? Lots of possibilities that a zombie wont look like how we think obviously lol

  18. This is good that your prepared because the virus some deer have right now (making them zombies) could spread to humans

  19. i watched this when i was 9 years later. it’s now 4 years later.
    ps. i’m still obsessed with zombies, that’s commitment right there

  20. If a situation ever happens where it is a shit hit the fan scenario she is going to end up killing herself because she has no training with her gear and equipment

  21. My combo in killing zombies is a knife and my foot, reason for that is I kick the zombies in the knee breaks it and falls down then I can knife it in the head

  22. My style is go in with a six shot 38special revolver and chop the heads off with a razor sharp Gerber machete…carry plenty of ammo and make sure too play dead rising watch walking dead..too know how to survive the undead hordes..

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