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Why You Won’t Survive Storming Area 51

Why You Won’t Survive Storming Area 51


Alright, so you’ve watched some Area 51 YouTube
videos and you think you’ve got what it takes to break into the top secret high security
military base. You’ve gathered a squad and are patiently
counting down the days till showtime. But, before you rush the guards and free the
aliens, it’s probably a good idea to run some recon and figure out exactly what you’ll be
up against. So if you were to hypothetically break in,
What would happen to you? Would you be arrested? Killed? What will you see? This is the insane plan to Storm Area 51! Lets get it on! First off, what exactly is Area 51? Well, back in the 1940’s and 50’s, the United
States government was looking for places to perform tests on newly developed atomic weapons. Luckily for them, there was a gigantic desert
wasteland right in their backyard, stretching from Texas all the way to California. The only issue was, a few Americans lived
out there, and you can’t exactly start testing nuclear arms near populated areas, at least
not if you’re trying to keep it on the low. So, the government claimed and bought a bunch
of land in the Nevada desert, relocated anyone that might have been living there, and then,
well… Not long after, the Cold War began, and the
US needed to develop advanced experimental aircrafts to perform stealthy spy operations
on the Soviets. When looking for a place to test these secret
aircrafts, the government teamed up with the aerospace company Lockheed, today known as
Lockheed Martin, and realized that inside their Nuclear Testing Area there was a perfectly
smooth, dry salt bed known as Groom Lake which could work as a perfect natural runway to
test these experimental aircrafts, and so, Area 51, officially called Groom Lake, was
born. Oh, and by the way, all of this information
was completely Top-Secret until just a few years ago, when the CIA officially acknowledged
the existence of Area 51 back in 2013. Hmmm, seems pretty suspicious to me… Sure, experimental planes might be the official
story behind this place, but we all know what’s really going on there.. Or do we!? So what kind of security are we going to be
dealing with if we all decide to storm Area 51? Altogether, the government holds a 38,400
acre plot of land surrounding Area 51, known as Nellis Airforce Base. Today, if you start approaching Nellis Airforce
Base, you won’t encounter a fence or a security gate. In fact, you could theoretically drive about
2 hours from the nearby tourist attraction called the Area 51 Alien Center and end up
at Groom Lake. That is, if you aren’t shot before you’re
even a tenth of the way there. See, while there’s no fencing to keep you
from running onto the massive stretch of government land surrounding the facility, there are signs
posted along its borders that read “RESTRICTED AREA, NO TRESPASSING BEYOND THIS POINT, PHOTOGRAPHY
IS PROHIBITED” Alongside a warning label claiming the area is a U.S. Airforce Installation. Oh, and just a few reminders that the use
of DEADLY FORCE is authorized against anyone dumb enough to actually ignore these warnings. But, there’s no way they can stop all of us,
right? So what if you were daring enough to ignore
these very clear warnings? Well, the huge hidden network of sensors placed
all over the base will make it certain that you won’t get very far before you alert The
Camo Dudes. So The Camo Dudes are what the UFO community
calls the security team for the area around the actual base. Now, while their name and uniforms might make
it seem like these guys are soldiers, they’re actually privately hired security contractors,
and if you’re hiring outside help to defend a MILITARY BASE, then you’d better believe
they’re way tougher than any available soldiers. If you try to run from these guys, you will
be shot, no questions asked. They have the authority to use lethal force
on any trespassers, and won’t hesitate to. If you comply with them, you’ll be handcuffed
and taken into a room on the base, but still very far from Area 51, for questioning. Once there, you’ll be held until someone from
the Lincoln County Sheriff’s office arrives to take you to the station, where you’ll be
arrested for trespassing. However, since that is only a misdemeanor,
you’ll usually just face a $500-1000 fine. So, that’s about it, we don’t know much more
about what’s going on at Area 51 itself besides what the CIA itself acknowledged back in 2013. As the Air Force has said, trying to illegally
gain access to a Top Secret military facility is dangerous. Security is authorized to use deadly force
against any trespassers, and they don’t have to try and stop you before firing. Chances are, Naruto running in will just lead
to a lot of people getting shot, and even if you put a bed down nearby, this isn’t a
game, and you don’t respawn. So please, let memes stay memes, and don’t
try raiding Area 51. Stay safe, and remember: the truth is out
there.

100 thoughts on “Why You Won’t Survive Storming Area 51”

  1. If you expect to find alien pussy
    you may find insanity itself like scp or some shit
    so have fun getting raped by a alien

  2. Bro if that actually happens you’ll probably get killed but in the bright side they’ll probably make a movie about this event

  3. Bob Lazar is a CIA propaganda operative who spreads false information about US military and alien technology in order to cause fear/uncertainty for citizens within America and governments in other countries.

  4. Hey millennials here's a challenge! Jump off the Golden Gate bridge and think happy thoughts and fly like Peter Pan!

  5. Keanu Reeves, Elon Musk, Gordan Ramsy and whole bunch of other famous people are going there and they can't stop them badasses

  6. Well no one really knows so I don't think it's true :/ toxic can be there and yeah and they want to keep you safe like if you agree but you don't have too

  7. if i were in storming in area 51 first ill take the guns and destroy some high tech gadgets and if i see a spaceship ill pick up a bazooka and shoot it to the u.f.o

  8. I'm inspired by your videos. you're a great , I'm doing my best to be able to be great as same as you , you are soo great

  9. The government is probably laughing at this and saying this will be a good method for population control

  10. Are you guys really serious about storming Area 51 you realize you are gonna get shot you can see the sign and the military is not joking Please Don't storm Area 51 its for your own safety

  11. They gonna move everything out of area 51 anyways🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️ they probably already moved evrything to another location

  12. Thats dumb one thing if ya sont get shot and did make it by chance they probably moved everything out there as a precaution

  13. Is it worth it to risk your ow. Life and family morn your loss just for sneak a peek at something probably empty by now, please I dont want anyone getting killed , your lives are so precious and you deserve long happy healthy life , what if its filled with radiation crap

  14. I found better idea look we gonna make area 52 whit a "trespassing" "Danger" "Do not enter" "Hey stop fking go that way" "AAAAAH I SAY STOP" sign and go there cause there no security nothing dangerous(Just a nuclear bomb after the last sign its nothing). Look that the one make this plans he must be retard or something dang wtf i say its meeeeee 😂😂😂

  15. They should just let us in there to see whatever the hell they're doing knowing that the taxpayers are the ones that pay for everything that they do so there for the American people own any special weapons or aircraft of any kind that they're making our taking from UFOs or whatnot so

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