Have you seen the news lately? The world is going to hell. So you had better prepare for the worst!
Introducing OpticsPlanet’s Z.E.R.O. Kit a buncle of premo gear to ready yourself
for the coming zombie apocalypse! Z.E.R.O stands Zombie Extermination Research and Operations Kit and for just
three easy payments of zero dollars, and one difficult payment of $23,999,
you’ll get everything you need to combat the undead including: the EOTech
Zombie Stopper red dot sight and scope coat, the Crimson Trace G-Series Glock
laser grip, a pack of Champion Visicolor Zombie Targets, the OPMOD
PVS-14 generation three night vision scope, the Browning Zombie
Apocalypse knife, the Thermal Eye X-50 Thermal Imaging Camera, the
Leupold VX-R Zombie Scope, and so much more! But wait, we’re not stopping there!
Act now and we’ll send you: the RCBS Pro-Melt Furnace and Pro 2000
Progressive Press and the Lyman 1200 DPS 3 Digital Powder System
to ensure you’ll never run out of valuable ammo!
BUT WAIT! There’s even more! You may want to search
for a cure to restore your loved ones back to the ranks of the living. In that
case we are also including: the Celestron Professional Biological Compound Microscope, the Unico Shake-it Pipette Shaker, the
Labnet Repeating Pipette and a case of Samco Disposable Transfer Pipettes, four
years of college level microscopy not included. Still not impressed? Well as a free gift
to you, we’ll throw in an OPMOD Battle Mug absolutely free! Durability tested, this nearly
indestructible tactical drinking vessel instantly transforms you from a complete… into a badass! Thanks OpticsPlanet! And it’s great for smashing zombie
heads like a melon! The Z.E.R.O. Kit by OpticsPlanet,
because there’s no room for error. Get yours at OpticsPlanet.com today! Subject to availability, certain
restrictions and exclusions may apply.
We're not scared of the apocalypse anymore… we're eager…
Okay, can we stop this now?? A $24,000 kit to survive something that will never…NEVER happen?? Hasn't this Zombie thing gone on long enough??
Am sure this is false advertising to attract people to their website, cuz they know there are no retards around with 24k to spend
You know for a fact there are idiots out there with this kind of money to blow on something this retarded.
don't be ridiculous
I'll buy 2!!!!!
Nope, not a joke. They are just using it as a marketing strategy to sell their optics equipment. Remember after 911, when there were all the anthrax scares to the TV stations and Congress? Morons started buying gas masks and other survival kits. This is just the same group of morons with more money in their pockets. "A fool and his money are soon parted!" – Thomas Tusser. LOL
Lesbian Zombie Hunter so needs that
I want one! 😀
MEH WANTZ!!
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA xD
Can not think of one person what would have serious use for a microscope and red dot sight…
Except for Gordan Freeman LOL
Do you take checks…..?
ja all das zeug und kräftige wummen klau ich mir aus dem waffenladen 16km entfernt von meinem zuhause sobald es losgeht ^^
I should have bought that instead of my college education.
Oh that was great!
Shut up and take my money
im sooo buying it as soon as i hear the word ZOMBIE in the news
o MY GOD
Some of this gear would be completely useless, it also doesn't even come with suppressors or guns.
I want 10 of these kits please..
The only thing that knife is going to cut is a god damn stake, and its STILL not going to be good enough.
First thing I'll buy when I win the lottery.
Lmao, this was hilarious..
use the cup as a weapon and you shouldn't drink out of it anymore, not unless you spent all that money and then it actually becomes useful but then you use the cup of all things to kill a zombie you better not drink out of that cup unless you want to become a zombie without the pain of being bitten or the fear of being completely eaten.
How much for just that mug?
Is this a joke…
sadly… i think so
I'm pretty sure it is…
…I sincerely hope so..
The most shocking thing about this is that there is a verified customer review.
Its not.
Take my money!
So, I could buy a decent car or a box of near useless military surplus. Do I need to think twice?
But wait there's more! Call in the next 10 minutes and we'll send you the girl too!
This is quite possibly the best advert I've seen since fucking Powerthirst!!!
This might be cool, until you the guy who used his 25 grand on a car zooms past you…
Man, if you buy this, you deserve to get eaten.
You wouldn't have millions to waste for very long if you bought every stupid thing.
Is this a joke?
SOLD
only if you buy it.
Its real they actually let you purchase it from their site lol.
I wish… I like how it comes with everything *BUT* a gun.
Ha! "4 years of college in Microscopy not included."
0:04 I'm glad to hear that my new Z.E.R.O. kit will help me with my hay bale fighting. I'm just glad somebody's watching out for my side hobbies, even during catastrophes.
Please tell me this is a joke video.
I just bought a car with the $24,000 and drove away
Do you offer a similar package for vampires? Thanks in advance.
awsome
I don't think you need thermal imaging, as zombies are cold blood
Are these guys are for real????? Really!!!!!!!!