– Hey guys, Happy Halloween! I am – And I am – And I’m with no e in zombie,
cause I’m a (beep) idiot. And I’m here with Gamer Next Door! We’re about to play ZombiU, and I swear I’m not named after this game. This game, if anything, is named after me. So Amelia is gonna spawn
zombies while I try to survive, and shoot them, and kill
them, and she’s gonna watch. – That’s what I do. (lounge music) (beep) What you don’t know is
that I’ve actually been hired by Amelia to
distract her with my tail. (laughing) – No, it’s too cute and fluffy! – Boom boom. – Ah. – In the butt. – In da butt. – In da butt. – [Pamela] So this is Zombi Unicorn, fighting the zombies in ZombiU. – Deads, all of them. – All of them deads. Oh no, that one didn’t die. (makes noises) Amelia, what tactic are you
using for these zombie spawns? – Get her while she is distracted. I got zombies running
around, tracking her. – I think it’s comfier this way. – Oh no, no! I’m already bad as it is! Okay, alright. – [Amelia] Get her Pamela, get her! – Agh, no! So not fair! There we go, boom, you’re dead. Alright, next flag. Moving on. – [Pamela] Oh wow,
that’s a lot of zombies. – [Cat] Ooh! – [Pamela] Oh geez! – [Group] Oh God! – [Pamela] Oh geez. – [Cat] Oh, in the face. (shouting and mumbling) – You got rid of my special! – You have a special ability? – [Amelia] No, I have a special zombie. – [Cat] Oh no! – [Pamela] Oh no, keep them away! I feel like these zombies are moving a lot faster than normal zombies. – Yeah, they’re probably super zombies. – All I can see is my
minions doing my work for me, and then I look up and I’m
like, oh my god, that’s scary. What have I done? – Oh I know, right? Dead dead dead dead dead dead. – Is this game based in a different time, ’cause these outfits are very… – They’re dressed up for Halloween, maybe. – They’re timely. Halloween, ZombiU for Halloween. ZombiU. – There we go. Oh, you’re still alive? Die! – She should die because
her pants are ugly! Why are zombies going after flags? That doesn’t even make sense. Are they going after the woah! – Oh no no! – And she’s down. – I almost have my last flags. – No, no! – [Pamela] I feel like this
is a little overpowered. Amelia’s got numbers. – [Cat] Perhaps. I am the zombie master! – Get off of me! – [Pamela] Oh no! – Get off my butt! – You’ll never expect what
I have in store this time! (laughter) – [Cat] No, come on! (laughter) (ding) – Well, you lost. – Those are the sprinters,
and they wear jogger suits. – Makes sense. – You know, safest tactic is
probably just to shoot ’em. – Just to shoot ’em, I tried. – Don’t give away the secrets. – You didn’t pay me full
time for distracting her, so I gotta help her somehow. – You were pretty distracting though. I had a whole face of fur for a second. – I thought I gave you enough nuts. – Deez nuts? – Gotti! – Let’s do another round. I’ll give you a shot. – I will get ready! – No! – Blue is 0-1. – Wow! – Oh, that didn’t kill you? – What? He has no head! – I mean, it was a zombie. I have a proposition for you. Will you join my forces, become a zombie? You must die in order to join me. – Oh, I see. But then I would lose. – That sounds like she’s
inviting you into a cult. – Just keep doing what you’re doing and I’ll join your forces on accident. Oh no! See, I knew it. – Do you guys have any horror movies that you wish they
would make games out of? – Oh, you know what’d be cool? The Poltergeist series, a classic. – The Exorcist would be a pretty fun game. – Oh yeah. What would you do? – Your weapon is vomiting on people, projectile vomiting on people. It could be a combination
between a survival zombie game and Splatoon, where your objective is just to cover everything with vomit. – That’s good, I like that. – What I really want is a
Five Nights at Freddy’s movie. ‘Cause everybody’s just so
obsessed with the story. – I was gonna say, have you heard of all the theories and stuff behind it? – Yeah, there was an
article, a real life article about five kids that had been
murdered in this pizzeria. – Oh God. – In the butt! – In the butt! – [Group] Oh no! – She used that one to distract you! She’s using guerrilla warfare. (shouting) Stab him with the serum! – Did I save her life? Did I turn her into a human again? – No, I think she’s too far gone. – [Cat] Oh, probably. – [Pamela] There’s no coming
back from that kinda (mumbles). – [Cat] I don’t have any ammo. (mumbles) It was. There we go. You know what, I’m gonna
take you up on your offer. I’m gonna join you on your side. I belong with the zombies anyways. Take me, take me now! (angelic singing) (gunshot rings) – Now rise! Rise my minion! – Ah, stronger than ever! – Did I just watch a cult initiation? – Oh, here we go. (grunting noise) – So ladies, what have we learned today? I think we’ve learned that
I’m really bad at video games. – No, not video games, just surviving during a zombie apocalypse. – Surviving me. I am pretty un-survivable. – I think we do have a history
that can attest to that. – I accidentally killed all my teammates. – You’re not playing nice. You’re so mean! – No, this was perfect. – What’d you learn today, Amelia? – That I am the true zombie king! – Queen? – No, king. – I learned that I shed a lot. – [Amelia] You’re like a dog. In the summer. – Yeah, I’m gonna cough up
a hair ball later for sure. – And you got hair on my gloves, and I didn’t even touch you. (moaning and grunting noises) – I think I got it in my eye! Ah! – Well, thank you so much
for having me ladies, it was super fun. – Thanks for coming! – Good time. If you guys haven’t already, please subscribe to Gamer Next Door. If you wanna see more
of me, you can follow me on twitter @thezombiunicorn,
no e in zombie, or youtube.com/thezombiunicorn, no e. – [Group] Happy Halloween! (beep)
First hows
I wanna sleep on Pam's tail. It looks comfy.
1st comment??
yay!
Get Hugh Hefner to play Mario Kart 64 with you guys
This was pretty awesome!
fucking play good game ok stop playing this bullshit like zombie u no one has ever liked it
Awww this was so fun! Pam & Amelia are the sweetest!
Squirrel girl is my new favorite hero
Haha fun episode. Pam, please make sure Amelia never learns Necromancy. 'Lest you doom us all ^^;
Strangely… I really like these videos.
Pamela is a furry, confirmed
Brilliant channel, love it.. New sub 🙂
Face full of fur 🙂